War on Christians

[MyNameGoesHere]

Ok so they have proclaimed that we are in a war. I was not aware of the war but now I want to join up and fight Christians. Where are the recruiting stations? I mean if there is a war this is gonna be a quick one, I know where they spend their Saturdays and Sundays. Their war leaders are Falwell, Robertson and Swaggert. Not much brain power in that bunch. When we defeat them can we hold tribunals and imprison them indefinitely? Or perhaps we should offer them treatment for their delusions. Anyway I am busy preparing pentagrams, un-holy water, and inverted crosses. That should get em.

BTW for you serious folks who read this please google the definition of sarcasm and joke before you start flaming.

[shenmue]

1. Hee hee

;)

:thumbsup:

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Let's deport them to Iraq!

[Ready4Change]

4. Iran would be better.

They want a theocracy? Send them to a theocracy.

[mike_c]

3. I'm with you-- where can I enlist...?

:patriot: :popcorn:

[seabeyond]

5. f* that shit, i am a christian and certainly feel war has been declared

by my fellow christians, on my christianity..... i am ready to give them their war too

[OnionPatch]

7. Same here

They are the ones who are waging a war on Christianity by warping Christ's teachings to their own liking, warping it to something that Christ would not recognize if he were here today.

I'll join up! Where do I sign?

[MyNameGoesHere]

10. I don't know

You would think as big as this war is being portrayed there would be recruiting posters<picture nice Aryan with a halo, Saying "God Wants you">, Buy God-Bond drives, and bible rationing going on.

[Warpy]

9. They're not Christians, they're Calvinists who have stolen your

good name. They've completely eliminated everything Christ stood for in favor of all the bullshit he tried to change.

This atheist will join you on the front line in that war.

Christians are great. Calvinists are my mortal enemy.

[Horse with no Name]

"These" Christians

would undoubtedly hang Christ back on the cross if he came back to walk the earth because He would disagree with the message they are sending.
They'd say he was being used by the Democrats to pervert his message.:crazy:

[jedicord]

11. Good on you.

Glad to see real Christians are realizing that the fundies are giving Christians a bad name. It's a shame that every time I hear someone say "God Bless You" I now cringe.

[seabeyond]

14. god bless you..... yes you are right. my little ones would sneeze

and we would make such fun out of god bless you to every sneeze, and now.... yes now, a cringe. what is that. but i still make sure i say, cause i am not giving it away, but stilll

[jedicord]

15. It's the same with patriotism for me.

I was one of the first ones to put a "God Bless America" bumper sticker on my car.

But now Christianity and Patriotism have been perverted by jingoism. Two very personal and very deeply felt beliefs. This is very probably the basis of my intense anger at this administration.:mad:

[gmoney]

6. If they're going to ACT all persecuted and shit...

...someone might as well oblige and actively persecute them.

nominated

[Ishoutandscream2]

8. LOL! Amazing how they state there's a war on Christianity

You can't swing a dead cat in my community without hitting a church. They are EVERYWHERE. If there is a war, then THEY are winning.

[Strong Atheist]

12. Welcome to D.U.!

:toast:

[2Design]

13. actuallyt a good idea - they can all join the service and go to

iraq to support their bs leader