Ann Coulter in deep crap with Palm Beach election officials.

[Cyrano]

I know this saddens everyone here, but it's possible that Ann Coulter could be charged with a felony.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/pbccentral/content/local_news/epaper/2006/03/29/m2a_jose_col_0329.html

A few months back, Coulter knowingly gave a wrong address (her realtor's address) and used it to vote. Now, Palm Beach election officials are going after her for an explanation. And if they don't like what they hear, the issue will be turned over to the state attorney's office. (Giving a wrong voting address is a felony in Florida.)

Poor Ann. Anyone for taking up a collection for her lawyer's bills?

[skooooo]

1. There you go, spreading more bad news.

:smile:

[Critters2]

45. Yeah, what about the times when Ann voted using her real address?

Why not write about those?

Damned liberals!

[chazzio]

56. It`s Her Realtor`s Fault

Ann The Man had nothing to do with it. She`ll be completely
exonnerated.

[oasis]

59. Welcome to DU.

:hi:

[chazzio]

57. It`s Her Realtor`s Fault

Ann The Man had nothing to do with it. She`ll be completely
exonnerated.

[oasis]

60. Welcome to DU to you too.

:hi: :hi:

[Chemical Bill]

2. Don't worry, * will pardon her. n/t

[Cyrano]

13. I don't think King George can pardon state crimes. But brother Jeb

probably can.

[joeunderdog]

34. B...B...But, Convicted Felons can't vote, can they? nt

[Critters2]

47. Oh, the irony

The sweet, sweet irony

[SharonRB]

61. Good one!

It's karma.

[snappyturtle]

3. There is a Easter bunny! nt

[Lochloosa]

4. When they tell her/him they are going to do a strip search

will she/he have to request a male guard do it?:shrug:

[Texaroo]

50. Probably not. I mean it's obvious that she is just one enormous...

"body cavity."

[Gothmog]

5. Link not working-has there been anything new on this?

Your link did not work for me. I read the original article. Has there been anything new on this matter. It would be great if Coulter did get charged.

[Cyrano]

9. Link has been corrected. Try it now.

[CanuckAmok]

6. Damn those liberal Palm Beach election officials!

It's a conspiracy, I tells ya.

So, if she's a convicted felon, that means she loses her right to vote, right?

[harpo]

7. (s)he votes?

[mikelewis]

52. They have to at least pretend to vote...

it makes the theft more authentic.

[Vinnie From Indy]

8. What a moron!

What is it with these right wingers? They commit more felonies before breakfast than most do their whole lives.

[BlueEyedSon]

10. I like the sound of "felony" and "Ann Coulter" in the same sentence......

[Demit]

11. Oh, you liberals are so full of hate. Oh, you liberals have no sense of

humor. There you go again, smearing a conservative. Oh, it was a youthful indiscretion. Oh, it was her assistant who put down the wrong address.

Have I missed anything?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

28. Shame on being a divider, not a uniter; Librul media bias;

[Sunkiss BlueStar]

12. Sing a SAD song

:nopity: or at least play one, for she is the skeleton in her closet!
nomied<

[Fleshdancer]

14. but she just seems so darn ethical. How could this happen?

ouch. I think I just sprained my sarcasm.

[BlooInBloo]

15. Maybe she can get some $ from Abramoff!

... oh wait:

"Now, Mr. Abramoff is broke. He is tormented daily that his wife will not be able to support the large family on her own and chagrined that, instead of being a provider and source of aid for his community, he will now see his own family needing financial assistance."

http://talkleft.com/new_archives/014401.html


NOT!!!!


heeheehee

[Ganja Ninja]

16. Maybe she can use the "I'm too pretty to go to jail" defense.

:nopity: :spray:

[A Simple Game]

18. How did that one turn out?

I remember the case but never heard how it turned out.

Please tell me that they plan a movie about her internment. I haven't seen a women in prison movie in years.

[Ganja Ninja]

22. They dropped the charges on Debra LaFave so

the kid she did won't have to testify.

[proud2BlibKansan]

24. Actually, the kid didn't want to testify

so one county was forced to drop the charges.

She was still convicted in another county.

[Cyrano]

40. It would be hard to cast someone to play the part. Bela Lugosi is dead.

[eppur_se_muova]

62. Once again...I nominate Fabio!

[Nikki Stone1]

75. ROTFL!!!!!!!

:D:D

[K8-EEE]

91. LOL!!! FABIO!

COULTER! Quit with the attitude or you'll lose your "I can't believe it's not butter" priviledges for a week!"

[Lelah]

101. Fabio

That is downright eerie.
:o

[The Wizard]

80. What about

Would you buy Ernest Borgnine on crack?

[maxrandb]

17. Will they send her to the men's penitentiary, or the woman's?

I actually would prefer they send her to GITMO.

[The Doctor.]

21. Doesn't matter where...

She'll make someone her bitch.

[Duncan Grant]

43. I loath Ann as much as anyone and it's time for trans ridicule to stop.

There must be a way to express disgust with Ann which doesn't ridicule transgender people. C'mon DU -- let's evolve on this issue.

[geniph]

64. Second that

I don't know a single transperson who makes me sick. Annie manages to make me sick every time she puts pen to paper or opens her gigantic mouth.

[FuzzyDicePHL]

76. Seriously

Aren't we more clever than to denigrate an innocent group that way?

Thanks for posting, 94114. I'm glad there are more folks on DU concerned with others' honor.

[darkmaestro019]

89. Thank you so much.

I've bitched myself blue in the face over that. It bulks up my ignore list every time there's an Ann thread.

[Maraya1969]

95. How bout something about her resembling a horse? She looks

like one to me. She probably has steal horse shoes under those pumps.

[noamnety]

99. I heard the same critique of Kerry

and was not impressed by the people making it.

[Maraya1969]

103. You are right. We should not make fun of people's looks. She needs

a name that describes her personality. :freak:

[HooptieWagon]

105. OK - She has the personality of a horse.

What the hell - lets make it a male horse.:rofl:

[Inland]

90. Yes. After that one. nt

[Hekate]

93. Thanks for the vote against casual bigotry (which is what it is)

:hi:

Hekate

[noamnety]

94. Thank you.

DU is a constant struggle for me, once I left for an extended period of time, because of the pervasive sex/gender discrimination. There is so much good coming out of this community, but it's like trying to be best buddies with someone you have everything in common with - except they're a racist. It's just so damned hard.

[MoonRiver]

98. Randi Rhodes does this a lot in regard to Rita Cosby.

Rita has a REALLY low voice and Randi is always joking that she's in the middle of a sex change. Randi never makes slurs against transsexuals, but still, it comes across as an insult. I never thought about this being offensive to some, but it clearly is. Amazing how tone deaf we are when it comes to jokes at others' expense. :blush:

[Tsiyu]

19. I expect she'll be calling for a Repuke jihad on Palm Beach officials

I hope she does, in fact. I hope she writes a column in which she describes how she'd like to poison them, hit them with baseball bats, you know, her usual violent murderous fantasies.

:)

[maxrandb]

38. When does Tom Delay

send the Republican goons down in chartered planes to break down the doors and stop the investigation into Ann's felony?

Hey, it worked once before, and the governor is in their pocket.

[The Doctor.]

20. How beautifully ironic...

the hate-cons like Coulter have worked very hard at focusing election fraud issues on voters rather than the real perpetrators.
They cite examples of people doing exactly what she did as a reason to restrict access to voting.

May the man-bitch do hard time.
(no matter where 'she' goes, I'm sure she'll make someone her 'bitch' anyway...)

[cascadiance]

36. I'm sure she and Katherine Harris will enjoy "bitchin'" each other soon...

when they share cells with each other in the not too distant future in a Florida prison, if Jeb chooses to look the other way to both.

[dogday]

23. Does being a felon mean she can't vote anymore in

Florida??????????

[MiniMe]

96. Wouldn't that be poetic justice? LOL

[xkenx]

25. Aw, poor widdle Annie wanny. Boo fuckin' hoo

[Mr_Spock]

26. Ann is an awful rotten person - I have no care what happens to it

She can burn in hell for all I care...

[Name removed]

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[Mad_Dem_X]

29. Ain't it the truth

The ones that make the biggest deal out of ethics and morals are often the biggest hypocrites.

[progressoid]

30. Wanna place a bet she gets away with slap on the wrist?

He could refer the case to State Attorney Barry Krischer for criminal charges

could refer the case...

to an Attorney appointed by ???

[yellowcanine]

32. She will get skanky with someone and that will be the end of it.

[progressoid]

48. Ewww. That's an unpleasant picture.

[BR_Parkway]

31. Think it would move faster than Limpballs? What's going on with that

case anyhow?

[Kikosexy2]

33. Get that...

Hermaphrodite Bitch and chop her balls off!

[AndyA]

35. I would call Ann Coulter a witch, but that would be an insult to witches.

I would call her a bitch, but most female dogs are nice.

There are lots of things I could call her, but I'll just call her a Republican. That's as filthy and disgusting as you can get.

[formercia]

37. Bwaaahhhh!!!

<>

[Selteri]

39. Heh, good for her...

I hope she decides to tell them exactly how she feels about what they are doing to 'control' her or whatever and shows them her great personality.

[MidwestTransplant]

41. Maybe she "lives" with her Realtor...if you know what I mean.

[Janice325]

42. All I can say is

HA! HA! HA! :rofl: :applause:

[DRoseDARs]

44. Maybe not her lawyer fees, but I'll spring for a box of kleenex. n/t

[Jim Lane]

79. I'll chip in to buy some aspirin for her lawyer, who'll probably need it

Pity the lawyer who has to put up with her throughout this case.

[bushmeister0]

46. Spike her desert?

How about some X-Lax in her creme brulee?

[Cyrano]

58. Welcome to DU, bushmeisterO.

X-Lax and Creme Brulee in that bony figure? Well, at least it would give us the chance to say she's truly full of shit.

[Initech]

49. I'm for taking up a collection, provided we hire Lionel Hutz!

[lpbk2713]

51. It's a hell of a note.

.... when a girl (girl?) can't commit a little voter fraud now and then.

This has to be part of a vast left wing conspiracy.



:sarcasm:




I love it.

[datadiva]

53. Instead take up a collection for the prosecutor!

Heh, heh, heh! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DanCa]

54. Ohh Ahh thats the sound of Ann working on the chain gang.

Cmon Ann its time to take on some of that personal responsibilty that your always talking about.

[LuckyLib]

55. Don't you always use your realtor's address as your own voting

address? When you can't remember your own? Geez, what's the matter with you folks? Only libruls could always keep track of their own home address.

[AuntiBush]

63. Saddens?

My hearts pumping purple-piss for her right now. I kid you not. Yes, poor Ann :puke:

[Radio_Guy]

65. How funny is that?

A reich wing "expert" in politics not being allowed to vote because she is a convicted felon.

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

66. Giver her the CHAIR!!!

:D

Well, that's what SHE would say if the tables were turned.

[W2Hague]

67. My donation for Ms. Coulter

I would be willing to donate all the urine present in my bladder if.... and only if, Ms. Coulter were to spontaneously combust... at a restaurant I was dining at... with my loved ones.

-Wouldn't it be sweet if the DA actually charged the evil harpie shrew with a felony? Gawd knows she'd never serve a day in prison but her Bar Card would definitely get yanked. Couldn't think of a more deserving individual.


Peace
Bro' Bear

[warrens]

68. How about a collection

To buy up all the available lube in whatever jail she gets sent to?

[Catherine Vincent]

69. What is her explanation?

[Cyrano]

71. Liberal propaganda

[Catherine Vincent]

73. That will be her explanation on why she gave the wrong address?

Oh please.

[Cyrano]

74. Just kidding. She knew what she was doing. She just didn't give a damn.

[AngryOldDem]

70. No, but I'll play at her pity party

:nopity:

[file83]

72. Imagine that: A Republican committing ELECTION FRAUD!!! Wow.

[lpbk2713]

82. And in FLORIDA of all places!!

I never would have guessed.

[badgerpup]

77. Yippee!!!

I wondered if anything was going to come of that...
Nice to know that she ain't gettin' off just because she's Ann Coulter...
:evilgrin: :applause: :rofl:

Schadenfreude can get you drunk faster than wine...but at least you won't have a hangover.

[johnnyrocket]

78. Ann Coulter a felon!? Wow, that would be classic....

...just still waiting for Karl Rove to go to prison...it's long overdue.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

81. She already is mad cuz her house felon her sister..

This is just joyous gravy :D

Ann? Cheyney Thyself From the bottom of my ....



whatever organ produces bile :D:D:D:D:D

[The Wizard]

83. Belongs in a straight jacket

First she has to get past the sanity hearing to determine if she's fit to stand trial. Who among us thinks she's sane? Somehow I see her head spinning and pea soup coming out her nose.:puke:

[DinahMoeHum]

84. Here's hoping instant karma bites her ass big time. . .

as she apparently made fun of Palm Beach County voters during the 2000 recount.

:evilgrin:

[MessiahRp]

85. So if she gets convicted, does she go to Men's or Women's Prison?

It might all come out if the guards have to strip search Coulter. She reminds me of the SNL character Pat, only trying to be perceived as a Woman.

Rp

[wtmusic]

86. She lied??

That's awful!

[Jack Rabbit]

87. A collection for Ann Coulter's legal bills?

I'll donate some beach front property by the Sea of Tranquility.

Or maybe sell some part of Saddam's biochemical arsenal.

[Up2Late]

88. Awwwwwwwww, poor, stupid, Ann.

For some reason, after reading this, I can't stop smiling! :evilgrin:
LOCK HER/HIM UP!

[Broken_Hero]

92. hahahahhaa....n/t....

[jmowreader]

97. I know the perfect sentence for her...

One week in prison
Three months community service
Permanent loss of right to vote
Permanent loss of right to own firearms

Can a winger who can't own a gun really be a winger?

Compared to the stuff Bush does before breakfast this is kinda penny-ante, but it's still a felony and it still needs to be punished.

Besides, they don't let you smoke in prison. Considering what David Brock says about her (she apparently thrives on a diet consisting entirely of cigarettes and white wine), a week without a cigarette may be the worst punishment of all.

[PegDAC]

102. Not to mention

the withdrawal heebie-jeebies from being denied white whine - I mean wine.
:7 :rofl: :rofl:

[jmowreader]

104. On second thought, let's NOT throw her in jail

God, can you imagine the torture those poor jailers would have to endure? Not to mention the poor prisoners...I think the Fourth Amendment covers being locked up in the same facility as Ann Coulter.

They'd have to set up a 100-foot exclusion zone because she spits venom like a cobra.
They'd have to listen to her screams in the night from her DTs.
They'd have to listen to her screams in the day from nicotine withdrawal.
She wouldn't work and they don't let American jailers use cattle prods anymore.

On day 4 the other prisoners would start taking guards hostage. When the negotiators came to arrange terms for their release, the prisoner leader would just yell, "we don't want anything for ourselves; we'll let all of them go unharmed this minute if you just get that bitch OUT OF HERE!!!!"

Look, just revoke her right to vote and her right to keep and bear arms, and we'll call it even. 'Kay?

[Wilms]

100. Kick