Kaloogian concerned that Istanbul is on the brink of civil war

[KurtNYC]

Kaloogian (R) has gone through his travel photos again and is now very concerned that while Baghdad is calm and women walk around in sleeve-less dresses, Istanbul is unexpectedly on the brink of civil war! Kaloogian found pictures of bomb craters, car bombings, detonated IEDs and general mayhem all of which he believes were taken in Bakirkoy, Turkey.

"Perhaps our troops whould be redeployed to Bakirkoy because it looks pretty bad over there" said William Skaypghoat, a Kaloogian staffer. "Baghdad is a sea of calm compared to Bakirkoy!"

;-)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x785305

[npincus]

1. Big LOL

[KurtNYC]

2. Tampa to Frankfurt to Kuwait City to Baghdad

that was the route taken by Kaloogian's tour but he now claims he came back (?) a different route -- through Turkey? A lie to cover a lie?

Every time I hear about someone traveling to Iraq it involves hopping from Frankfurt Germany to Kuwait and then up.

An article by one of Kaloogian's commerades with the route of travel:
http://www.accessnorthga.com/articles/afullstory.asp?ID=94075

[UTUSN]

3. K&R for bWAHHHaaaaHAHHHHH! n/t