How many members of the * administration does it take to change a light?

[BigBearJohn]

TEN

One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness.

One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished."

One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was "in the dark" and couldn't even tell the bulb had gone out.

One to viciously smear this resigned insider.

One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along.

And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[waiting for hope]

1. Giggle....

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Need to add:

One to calculate the cost of burning the light bulb and faithfully incorporate it into our tax system.

[annabanana]

2. I like it...

cut & pasted all around the place

thanks

[rusty_parts2001]

3. Heres a recent favorite of mine:

Presidential Seal Official Announcement:

The Bush administration today announced that it is changing the presidential emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.