Break my heart for a CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,602202,00.jpg

W. is "saying": ". . . and Andy's too important to me to stay on script, . . . so I'm throwing my notes away. . . . Let me tell you instead how those little freckles on his nose would come out in lantern light. And those sweet scented candles he had. And how he'd whisper when he got real excited and stuff. And . . . (he looks behind him at Rove who's stamping his foot on the floor and crushing a folder in his hand) Wa? . . . eh . . . .eh . . . . And like that. . . . eh . . . Thank you."

[flordehinojos]

1. not a caption here, just simply an observation: neither man looks happy.

neither man looks too friendly either. card looks like he is just about to throw up on bush's face.
in fact, he looks like he just can't "swallow" another one of bush's lies. the man seems to be disgusted by the chimpanzee standing next to him.

[hwmnbn]

2. Yeah, but when I heard Card say .......

about the chimp:

"He is a great man. He does great things"

I threw up!!! :puke: :puke:

[flordehinojos]

4. thanks for the laugh!

:rofl: your comment just made my day!

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

6. The moment for me was when Card said that the shrub has been

defending the Constitution. I didn't throw up, I cursed Card out! :)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. Card: "YOU try spending 5 years making this guy look capable"

"I can't even tell when I'm bullshitting anymore" :silly:

[skip fox]

5. W. is saying, "And Andy has sacrificed over five years here for his

country so we could be safe from terrorists and terror cells exploding into insurrections, and earthquakes and airplane crashes into city blocks and lots of fire coming out of the skyscraper's windows with women's screaming in my ear, and I'm fainting because of something while Andy swoops down like Robin from the Batmobile and stuff so I could go back to my underground mansion or whatever and heal up."

And then, smugly, he thinks to himself, "Who says I don't read?"

[skip fox]

7. Andy's thinking: "Thank god there's a three-day waiting period!"

Where are your captions, DU? How do you expect to face a Thrusday with a shred of dignity?

[skip fox]

8. Andy's thinking: "Human Spam."

;)

[skip fox]

9. Andy is thinking: "No more elf suits. No more bunny suits. No more

singing 'Happy Birthday' naked. No more red, white, and blue body painting every 4th of July. No more . . ." Etc.

[skip fox]

10. Come on, DU. Where's your CAPTION pride?

:)

[skip fox]

11. Andy continues thinking, "And no more Crisco parties. And no more

more stupid practical jokes where I end up covered in 'Jeb poo' and never smelling right again. And no more playing Bound Baby-Sitter. And no more Swizzle-Ducky in the tub. And no more . . ."

[specimenfred1984]

12. Chimp - "Duh Now's Who's Gunna Git My Cheesburgers Fer Me?"

Card - "That handsome cameraman looks just like Jeff Gannon!"