Press release, National Centers for Disease Control, March 30th, 2006

[Kerrytravelers]

>Press release, National Centers for Disease Control, March 30th, 2006
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>The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
>strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
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>The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
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>The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
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>Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past
>four years.
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>Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
>originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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:rofl: Just received this from a friend. I thought it was serious until I read the third line of the alert! :rofl: