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The late Sir So and So. In order to get access to the billions of dollars left to me, I need a sponsor. Also the US Government will be allowed to monitor your email and telephone calls because this letter originated in a country on the USA terror list. They may have set this whole scam up. If you will contact me I will have 3 million dollars put in your account disguised as a pile of bull-shit because the USA will then have proof that NOT only were you seen in a Protest against your Government but you are communicating with a Terrorist country. Your ISP number and every URL conecting has been monitored. We know what you have been reading.
We know the exact number of petitions you have signed.
You will have small unmanned planes flying over your house. You may see unmarked cars parked near-by.
You have sent money to FOOD not BOMBS for help in feeding hungry people in New Orleans. You have not been in a legitimate Church in your country for at least 7 years.
Contact me as Soon as Possible! Widow of Honorable N.S.A. Spycrafterinsinky
Please reply to this email ASAP because NSA needs more BS to spend more $$$$ on so that it can increase the DEBT print more $$$$.
Sign Here!
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Thank You!
As a friendly reminder please check your stockpile of duct tape, plastic sheeting, tuna and powdered milk. Water is a must.
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