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[kpete]

Cheney: 'I'm a real party animal'
WASHINGTON, March 30 (UPI) -- U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney scored points as a stand-up comedian, telling a radio and television correspondents' gathering: "I'm a real party animal."

Filling in for President George Bush, who was en route to a summit in Mexico, Cheney poked fun at himself and others at the 62nd annual Radio & Television Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington Wednesday night.

Referring to the accidental shooting of a lawyer while quail hunting in Texas earlier this year, Cheney squinted into the bright lights.

"The lighting could be better but I can still see the whites of your eyes," he said.

He accompanied his routine with a slide show, and one picture showed him in a room crowded with revelers and Cheney in the center, sitting and poring over a stack of documents.

"I know how to have fun," he said. "I'm a real party animal."

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060330-124527-9306r

[cynatnite]

1. Gotta clean up my monitor now

:rofl:

[Gabi Hayes]

2. ook! did you see

the one with * coming out her butt?

[AndyA]

3. Don't know if this is true or not, but...

I heard that Big Dick Cheney used to model in the nude for art classes when he was a young man, and that he was known for his...











...just remove the last word from the bolded words above and you've got it! As I said, I don't know if this is true or not, but several people have told me this.