How Many?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.


(Thanks to a dear customer)

[livetohike]

1. Good one!

I'm sending this on :-).

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

4. It really is great to pass this one on! :)

[MadMaddie]

2. This is good....

[Ecumenist]

3. R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O!

OH Good GRIEF almighty... I have to remember that. That summs this bunch up to the nth degree!!:rofl: