What can we send to Barbara Bush senior?

[undeterred]

To tell her how we really feel, I mean...

[AndyA]

1. How about a sympathy card?

Telling her how sorry we all are that she didn't ABORT George when she had the chance!

Proof positive that abortions should be legal - and readily available!!

[niyad]

47. and retroactive!

[muntrv]

2. Some head cheese!

And limburger.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Lovely bouquets comprised of

skunk cabbage, poison ivy, nettles and toadstools?

[Hatalles]

4. Photos of American & Iraqi War Victims... for her "beautiful mind."

nt

[shain from kane]

5. Free round of golf? n/t

[shain from kane]

59. By way of explanation, it's been reported that she played golf

the same day after attending the funeral of her young daughter. The story was that she didn't inform her son of his sister's death for 2 days. Beautiful mind and all.
The rest I will leave you to interpret, because I don't want the Secret Service hounding me about a stupid comment on an internet forum.

[clydefrand]

6. Her dumbfuck of a son???

[undeterred]

32. she thinks he's wonderful

talk about denial...

[AlCzervik]

7. a flaming bag of dog poop?

[eleny]

45. aw shucks, you beat me to it!

:toast:

[EFerrari]

8. Duct tape. lol

[bbinacan]

9. A lump of coal and

a bag full of switches.:smoke:

[undeterred]

10. How about 100 corpse flowers... they stink.

[Horse with no Name]

11. A douchebag

To remind her of her son....

[YouthInAsia]

52. I sesond that one

[madokie]

57. I'm not sure if I know what one is but by all means send her one

just in case, I really don't want to know either.

[Beelzebud]

12. A big box wrapped up with a bow, full of human feces!!!!

[hang a left]

13. a diaphram

birth control pills
condoms
do-it-yourself tube tie kit

[AlCzervik]

16. and a time machine so she can go back what 50 years or so and use

that birth control.

[Jim Warren]

14. A gallon of kool-aid

for the next family get together

[Metta]

15. A heart or a brain.

Since she's clearly lacking compassion and insight.

[5X]

17. horse head. n/t

[Media_Lies_Daily]

18. Dead flowers.

[im10ashus]

19. A muzzle.

And some tranquilizers.

[ShockediSay]

20. A medieval WMD

like the battle axe that she is

[Gato Moteado]

21. the deficit

and a stack of enlistment forms pre-filled out with the names of all the eligible to serve members of the bush family.

[Gabi Hayes]

22. a time machine with a....

coat hanger inside

[hyphenate]

23. A single black rose

"What about black roses. Do they exist and, if so, what is the meaning? While no jet-black rose exists, there are some of such a deep red as to suggest black. E.g., Rosa 'Black Magic.' Alternatively, some florists dry fresh roses and dye them black. And the meaning? There is some disagreement on this point. Many say black represents death and can thus be used as a symbol to express vengeance towards a foe. But others interpret that more liberally, suggesting as a meaning for black roses the death of old habits, thus signalling a rebirth."

http://valentinesday.about.com/od/gifts/a/rose_colors.htm

[Tool Fan]

24. We should build a stadium and name it after her

We'll even include our own black people who can tell her how much better it is living in the stadium than the projects....

[undeterred]

27. Welcome to Democratic Underground!

Yes, the stadium worked out quite well for the "underprivileged" :sarcasm:

[Beaverhausen]

28. I love it! and welcome to DU

Great first post!

[Tool Fan]

33. Thank you both....n/t

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

41. LOL! Welcome To Du Tool Fan! And Thanks For Puttin Aenima In My Head!

What a song.

Anyway great post and welcome! :toast:

[bliss_eternal]

25. Pictures of our asses

with a "kiss it" caption. ;)

[UTUSN]

26. Make her feel at home, call her "Barsil" the BFEE nickname for her

from Kitty KELLEY's "The Family." While Poppy was dating Barsil, because of the war the BUSHes and the WALKERs had to save on gasoline at Kennebunkport, so they used a wagon drawn by a horse named Barsil. Prescott Jr saw a resemblance between the horse and Barbara and started calling both of them "Bar".

As for the "Poppy" name, it wasn't because he was a daddy. It was because his mentor uncle was called "Pop" so wannabe Georgie was then called "Poppy".

[godhatesrepublicans]

29. An Abu Graib prison photo album?

Anyone remember her quote 'Why should we hear about body bags and deaths? It's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?'

[Gabi Hayes]

30. a pretty picture to hang on her wall

[madokie]

31. Prunes n/t

[cascadiance]

34. A notice of apology from the hospital W was born to her...

Apologizing for the brain damage that he suffered under their care...

[SaveAmerica]

35. And the number one answer....

OATMEAL!!

[indie_voter]

36. stink weed or black roses. n/t

[Cleita]

37. The dog might be able to squat and push out a suitable gift.

:evilgrin:

[DianaForRussFeingold]

38. Send these videos and this picture,giftwrapped,with a Thank you card.

Send these videos and this picture,giftwrapped,with a special Thank you card:
There's a 12 minute and a two minute version.'Unembedded; http://www.chelseagreen.com/2005/items/unembeddedcloth/...
This one is Wake Me Up When Septembers Gone..Special video just for Babs; http://smashface.com/vlog/videos/karmagrrrl20050908.mov photo http://www.thememoryhole.org/war/coffin_photos/dover /

[YouthInAsia]

53. self delete

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

39. Lots of ice water for her post-existential reality?

:shrug:


Because we care.

[ronnykmarshall]

40. A retro active birth control pill?

[philosophie_en_rose]

42. Nothing. If we just don't look, she'll disappear.

works on donut mascots, why not oatmeal?

;)

[Ilsa]

43. Here's a pic:

Can't see the steam rising off it, though.

[Dora]

44. Burning shitbags?

[mondo joe]

46. I vote for prunes. eom

[MiniMe]

48. Dead flowers?

[kineneb]

49. paper bag to cover her head, so she won't scare the horses n/t

[Initech]

50. Footage of the "grassy knoll" area of the JFK assassination?

Maybe her husband is present?

[troubleinwinter]

51. This thread and magnifying glasses.

[YouthInAsia]

54. Tampons. To soak up all the blood her son has shed

[undeterred]

55. like trying to clean up an oil spill

which covered the Pacific ocean...

[notadmblnd]

56. sardines

lots and lots of smelly sardines.

[laruemtt]

58. and send it COD -

i'm not spending one penny in acknowledgement of her existence.

[Jim Warren]

60. Snake handling tongs

so she can do her hair.