The real Palm Beach threat to Ann Coulter is not election fraud.

[Cyrano]

Like Rush (Oxycontin) Limbaugh, another Palm Beach resident, Coulter's case will probably drag on forever with no resolution.

The real danger to her is, while walking along the beach, some dog might mistake her for a bone, gnaw on her for a while, and then bury her in the sand for a midnight snack.

No cruelty intended here. Just an observation of a realistic scenario.

[Jara sang]

1. Or perhaps she'll be out out "sunbathing" one day

and somebody will mistake here for the bloated, crab eaten, fish nibbled, corpse of a drowning victim that washed up on the beach.

[simonm]

2. Do you guys have any decency?

It is not nice to make fun of Mr. Coulter. Have some respect.

[AllieB]

3. I think you forgot something

:sarcasm:

Otherwise, I'd think you're being serious. :-)

Miss Coulter makes a living at disrespecting everything that's great about our country.

[simonm]

5. thanks for the reminder

;)

[shain from kane]

4. Can't wait to see the mugshot? And the police report.

It's like Pat from Saturday Night Live. We are looking forward to the entry under "gender".

[stopbush]

6. Really? When did Purina come out with a "cigarettes & cheap wine" flavor

for doggie bones?

I can't see any pooch going for a Coulter-flavoured snack.

[Cyrano]

8. Trust me. Dogs in Palm Beach don't sip creme brule.

Seeing a bone that big, any pooch would think he'd died and gone to canine heaven.

[PATRICK]

7. More interested in the message

her Florida state buddies are sending her, trying to convince her quickly to withdraw and no money or favors forthcoming. SHE is banking utterly on the necessity for them coming around sooner or later and rigging the vote her way. She probably does not want to contemplate the fact they are willing to cut their losses and toss the race(by not cheating so much) to her Democratic opponent.

So far, all good news all the time for Dems.

Would love to see her try to blackmail the junta with what she knows, although her most favorable outcome would be jail time or a premature grave.

Can you imagine in a fit of ultimate pique demanding a nationwide press conference to discuss Florida elections?

[simonm]

12. Insurance

I think she is smart enough to have some form of insurance. Perhaps remotely stored evidence safely secured with instructions for the trustee.

[RagingInMiami]

9. Or that she might run into Rush, have sex and make babies

[NoPasaran]

10. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

:puke:

[Cyrano]

11. That's so horrible that it may get filmed and used to torture prisoners at

Gitmo and Abu Ghraib.