What did Bush's advisor whisper in his ear on 9/11?

[Rocknrule]

when Bush was in the classroom?

"It is done, my Lord"
"You're on your way to a 2nd term, just don't do anything stupid"

[TomInTib]

1. "Looks like you're in for life!"

[KAT119]

30. Your brother Marvin'sdemolition charges really worked! Who knew??

[JeffR]

2. K&R

Just one thought: last line might have been, "You're on your way to a 2nd term, be as stupid as you want, it won't matter."

[helderheid]

3. Sir, the book is upside down.

[DaveJ]

4. I've actually been thinking about that the last few days...

* didn't seem very surprised on the video.

[FormerRepublican]

5. The plan went off without a hitch. Buy more Halliburton stock!

[tularetom]

6. "Sir you'd better go in the restroom

I think you've crapped your pants,"

[marmar]

7. "The last remnants of the old Republic have been destroyed...

and the Imperial Senate will do whatever you ask them to."

For non Star Wars fans, that's where those references are from. For Star Wars fans and conspiracy theorists, doesn't 9/11 feel more and more like the Clone Wars?

[Fitzgibbon]

14. Sir? That short you took out on American Airlines and United?

I just got some really excellent news!

[Rocknrule]

45. The War on Terra is the Clone Wars

Jedi = liberals
Sith = conservatives
Separatists = terrorists
Yoda/Palpatine duel = Election 2004
Sidious = Cheney
Order 66 = Coulter encouraging listeners to kill liberals

[obnoxiousdrunk]

8. Mission Accomplished Sir. n/t

[michael_1166]

36. Heyyy I wanted to say that!

;-)

[The_Casual_Observer]

9. It was worse than that. I beleve it was "The nation is under attack"

and then jr sat there for 7 fucking minutes doing nothing.

[Occulus]

17. Wasn't his appearance there a well-publicized event?

Okay, so everyone and his brother knows Bush will be visiting Booker today. The planes hit, and he sits there... as if he and everyone else there were perfectly safe, despite the fact that his appearance there was known in advance.

So that begs the question:

Did the President know with certainty he was safe on 9/11? Otherwise, after all, he stayed at the school, where his appearance was known about in advance, and endangered a bunch of teachers and kids. Remember, at the time, America was "under attack".

That's always bothered me. It's as if Bush knew he was in the safest place in the world the whole. damn. time.

[Zenlitened]

26. Exactly.

:thumbsup:

Even held a press conference right there on the site -- with the kids as a backdrop on stage, no less.

Mighty interesting, huh?

[amitten]

10. "America is under attack. But please, don't stop reading. It is

more important that you don't scare these kids."

[Gregorian]

11. "Mission accomplished, sir."

We just got our new Pearl Harbor.

[dubyaD40web]

12. G-O-A-T

"Mr. President, it's GOAT. Sound it out. GOOOOAAAAT."

[peekaloo]

13. Your father thinks you're a big pussy who couldn't fight his way out

of a wet paper sack.

[sabra]

15. "in 5 years I will resign"

"by then you will successfully become King George"

[NoPasaran]

16. "You were right, sir. The messboys ate the strawberries."

[geniph]

29. That one has to be my favorite response

I can just see Bu$h with the ball bearings in his hand.

[Aristus]

31. "...like the time the crew were all taking twenty showers a day

and I was trying to instill the simplest principles of water conservation, but NO! Mr. Maryk, the hero of the crew had to come to the rescue again..."

[WillyT]

18. You Be Da KING, Dude !!!

Back to King George, America!!!

:shrug:

[novalib]

19. "You Won the Trifecta, Sir...."

"....and your father wants to speak to you."

[JohnnyJ]

20. I think he told him.....

the son of your old business buddy just fucked your presidency up.

[kevinmc]

21. Cheney won the pool, he picked the correct plane strike time n/t

[JuniperLea]

22. Your cheesburger is here

n/t

[M155Y_A1CH]

23. "Sir, we're trying to locate Mr. Cheney"

"We will know how to proceed when we find him"

[JohnyCanuck]

24. Sit tight and remember to look really interested in finding out what

happened to the goat while we are waiting for our instuctions from the underground bunker in DC.

[BuyingThyme]

25. It's a go.

[Cleetus]

27. Pssst you're holding the book upside down

[IdaBriggs]

28. "Mr. President, the country is under attack." nt

[EstimatedProphet]

32. The Brazillion joke

[AngryAmish]

34. What is the Brazillian joke?

[EstimatedProphet]

38. !

You asked for it...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Fitzgibbon]

47. Bwahahaha!!!

Perfect! :rofl:

[Aristus]

33. "Sir, just sit there and look stupid. And scared.

Really, REALLY scared."

[originalpckelly]

35. It might be possible to read the lips of Andy Card,

if his lips were visible. We would need to get lip reader and a high resolution version of the video, but it could probably be done.

[Balbus]

37. self-delete

Post 3 beat me to it :P

[WinkyDink]

39. It's even WORSE than The_Casual_Observer posted!

Not only did Bush act like he knew HE was safe;

HOW WAS HE SURE THE ENTIRE NATION WAS NOT UNDER ATTACK?
Why did he not IMMEDIATELY leave to a Command Center?

[Virginia Dare]

41. Exactly, and not only that..

where was the secret service? Conventional wisdom would tell me that they would hustle into the room, grab him by the scruff of the neck and get him to a secure location. Doesn't pass the smell test.

[originalpckelly]

40. Card wasn't hiding his mouth

or at least that is what it looks like, it may be difficult to anylize what he said by reading his lips though because of the angle. If there was audio it might be recorded at a very faint volume.

[originalpckelly]

42. Someone has got to find that video with an audio track

I'll take the time to analyze it. It is the little things that could bring down the President. These people are so bold and sloppy, if they really did have a hand in 9/11, the proof will be out there.

[Virginia Dare]

43. I think he whispered to him something about the 4th plane...

The plan didn't go exactly right. Something got fucked up with the 4th plane. Either, they ultimately had to shoot it down, or a rogue Air Force pilot took it upon himself to do it.

I think that's why Chimpy looked like he was about to shit his pants.

I also think that's why they made a point of having Moussaoui state in the courtroom that he was supposed to fly it, and it was going into the White House.

My theory, it was supposed to hit the Capitol dome, causing a Consitutional crisis, ultimately allowing the installation of Chimpy as a Dictator.

:tinfoilhat:

[Mugsy]

44. Card himself said a few days after: "We're AT WAR"

A few days after the attacks, Card gave his first interview on TV and, in response to the question "What did you say?", Card says he told President Bush, "A second plane struck the second building, we're at WAR!"

He never said that again and it was quickly changed to "under attack" because the image of President Bush sitting in that classroom after being told we were "at war" would have been even more indefensible.

I wish I had that clip. :(

[originalpckelly]

46. The official story from CNN, maybe a lie.

Mouse over and click on the President, then go to part way down the feature when it loads. Andy Card was supposed to have said at 9:07 Eastern:

"A second plane has hit the second tower."

The video should be available because on the intro to the feature, Mr. Card's face is easily seen next to the Presidents head.

If we find something different than that, well that might be interesting and scary. Why would they lie about that (if there is a difference)?

Like I have said before, if you really think 9/11 was orchestrated by the President. Shout about it, go to Washington DC and scream at the top of your lungs until the President is forced to resign.

here is the link:
http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2002/america.remembers/sept11.section.html