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[Kadie]

[LiberalinNC]

1. He looks like shit!

[electropop]

2. Parachute Pants are back!

As fro Air Farce 1: "Can't touch dis"

[schmuls]

3. This is the salute I want y'all to give me when I pass by now - just make

yer arm real stiff and give me my due! he he he he

[NanceGreggs]

4. "Earlier today, disgraced ex-president G.W. Bush ...

... boarded Air Force One for the last time, and waved a tearful goodbye. Bush was removed from office this morning ..."

Well, a girl can DREAM, can't she?

[riona]

7. and what a beautiful dream!

[A Simple Game]

8. As a man,

I can tell you your dream has nothing to do with gender.

Here's hoping dreams do come true. Personally, I wouldn't let him ride Air Force One on his last day, couldn't get up the stairs with his leg irons anyway.

[NanceGreggs]

13. You're right about getting up the stairs ...

Maybe they could 'roll' him on board, like Hannibal Lector!

[Warpy]

5. Sho long, shuckersh!

Wait til y'all shee that bill for overtime copsh I jusht shtuck ya'll with.

[stop the bleeding]

12. heh he he heh heh heh .....

heh heh eh heh heh

[Ravy]

6. Whoops, I have on Laura's pants! (n/t)

[Hubert Flottz]

9. "The Return Of Gumby!"

Edit...Make that DUMBY!

[AllegroRondo]

10. If I grip the rail tight enough, they wont notice the DTs.....

[BuyingThyme]

11. Larry Fine.

[lonestarnot]

14. "I crapped mine... too mucho tequilla, Laura let me use her's.. heh heh"

[American Tragedy]

15. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!