What ammunition would we need for a "war on Christians"?

[Nikki Stone1]

I say the words of Jesus himself are enough ammo:

"Blessed are the peacemakers"

is a good start.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Lions.

Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell as lion chow? Mmmm! Meaty!

[tocqueville]

4. nnah it didn't work, but the guillotine has created 200 years of peace

in France

just kidding... even if there is kind of a truth in it. The French Revolution was anticlerical, because the priests sided with the power. In the US the priests sided with the new power, you see where it leads.

The first measure I'll take if I was a president backed by a congress majority, is to abolish the tax deduction for ALL churches and propose a clear amendment of separation. After a couple of years they would STFU.

[rogerashton]

13. In the US

the clerics were divided in the Revolution -- if that's what you mean.

Anglican clerics tended to be Tories. Presbyterians tended to be rebels. (It has sometimes been called the Presbyterian rebellion). Methodists, who were a faction of Anglicans at start, established their own church here in the States. The few Catholics kept a low profile, I think.

[Roland99]

20. Can we add in some tigers and bears?

Oh my!

[SammyBlue]

21. Fartwell would give the Lion a heart attack with all his fflab

and Robertson would give the Lion a bad case of indigestion due to the huge amount of hot gass, chutzpah and hubris in good ol' Marion!

[Ilsa]

24. Watch those two cowards suddenly turn Gnostic if lions

returned! (The Gnostics didn't believe that martyrdom served any purpose if Christian Gnostics were being killed off.)

[misternormal]

26. I agree... lots of lions

[RC]

2. Jesus did his good works without being a Christian.

[leftofthedial]

3. silver-tongued bullets

[peacebird]

5. Quote Christ's words to them - should be powerful enough

[NewJeffCT]

28. that's really slowed down Falwell & Robertson

On so many issues - quoting the Bible at them. They just ignore your quotes because they think you're a heathen or pagan for opposing their correct view of the Bible.

[ima_sinnic]

6. yes, good idea, let's ramp up this "war"

they want it, they got it from me. I'm sick of the little pinheaded dumbass self-righteous freaks dictating their sick "morality," simple-minded bullshit, and ignorant beliefs to the rest of us.

Let's roll!

[ThomWV]

7. Education trumps Religion Every Time

unless a person has a mystic streak in them, in which case why would anyone pay any attention to them anyway?

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Hitler used Zyclon-B, when he'd finished using them... Just like he

used the same Zyclon-B("Giftgas")on the Jews. It's hard to say what Bush would use, once he's done using them too, if he grabs the absolute power he seeks now.

[htuttle]

9. We'd need a group of lying, greedy preachers...

...to corrupt Christianity from within until it bore no resemblance at all to Christ's message.

Oh, wait. Already happened.

[lectrobyte]

10. Paraphrase the Sermon on the Mount to them, then ask them who

wrote it. When they say Michael Moore or Karl Marx, point out their hypocrisy without being too smug about it.

[Coastie for Truth]

11. Matzoh and matzoh ball soup, blintzes, Manischewitz wine, kinishes

Bagels with lox and cream cheese. And, definitely "Tofutti Ice Cream."

Joke about Matzoh Ball Soup - Bushie goes to a temple for a banquet, and the soup is Matzoh Ball Soup. Bushie stares at it quizically for a few moments, asks what it is, and then risk a taste. He discovers that it's good. Then he asks "What do you do with the rest of the matzoh?"

[Nikki Stone1]

16. Tofutti Ice Cream?

If it were only that easy...

[rurallib]

12. Truth and a megaphone

[populistdriven]

14. We need Lions, lots of em

[KyuzoGator]

15. Telling them that Jesus was a liberal is usually sufficient.

There's no witty counter to that. It's the truth.

[Jackpine Radical]

17. I was thinking crosses & spikes.

And the lions as suggested above, of course. I mean, if they really wanna be martyred, who are we to deny them their simple pleasures?

[morningglory]

18. Calico cats. nt

[Nikki Stone1]

19. huh?

Cats?

[catmandu57]

25. John assmunch reference

Crisco johnny is terrified of calico cats, he thinks the devil has given them special powers of evil.

[Nikki Stone1]

27. Ah. That makes more sense

I was wondering...

[salin]

22. Jesus's story about the Good Samaritan

where the "Man of God" (religious) walked by ... too busy to help; and the man not of the faith is the praised one - for the aid that he gave.

The story and a big old hand mirror would be my weapons of choice.

[kineneb]

23. use catapults/trebuchets

first one in the basket "to go" - Pat Robertson

Prizes for distance and accuracy.
:evilgrin:

poetic justice for their tiny medieval minds...

[hayu_lol]

29. Oak stakes and heavy hammers...

'get 'em in the daylight.'