It’s Time to Play “What’s Under Bush’s Shirt” Again

[LynnTheDem]

Remember during the 2004 presidential debates, when we were all trying to figure out the squarish object(s) that appeared under Mr. Blinky Eyes’ jacket? Well, it’s time for another round of “What’s Under Bush’s Shirt”!

Take your best guess as to what that is under Bush’s shirt in this recent picture posted by Lou Dobbs on CNN.

It shows Bush with Pres. Vicente Fox of Mexico and Prime Minister Stephen Harper of Canada discussing how to best to restrict the flow of each other’s citizens across the borders, while maximizing the flow of their money in the same direction.



So far, P.R. Editor Jon is going for a box of Cuban cigars. I’m thinking it’s more likely Bush’s battery pack, which has to be charged every few hours or he gets cranky. What do you think it is?

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PS: read the first comment. :rofl:

[LynnTheDem]

1. "it’s a tin of Peruvian flake because, according to long established

Republican tradition, if the president does it, it isn't a crime."

:rofl:

[Ian David]

2. Rolled-up newspaper in his front pants pocket...

sticks up into his shirt.

Or else a 4' long double-dong.

[Kali]

3. Flask of booze. Duh.

edit for wrong left hand typing position.

[C_U_L8R]

4. His Berlitz Phrasebook

English to English

[Kali]

9. ha!

good one!

[silverojo]

12. English to English?

Don't you mean Moronese to English? Or Chimpanzeese to English? Or Coke-headese to English?

I could go on all day. :evilgrin:

[C_U_L8R]

15. yeah same idea

little words to big expensive words

[blue neen]

5. A flask.

Cheap vodka. :)

[Catherine Vincent]

6. His funk pouch.

:rofl:

[Gabi Hayes]

8. wtf is a funk pouch?

do I wanna know?

[Catherine Vincent]

14. The question ask what's under Bush's shirt?

I WAS going to just say FUNK (cause he looks sweaty) but changed it to funk pouch but there is no such a thing.

[xultar]

7. An extra pampers diaper.

[LynnTheDem]

10. The Entire King George W Bush III Presidential Library...

including the ACTUAL crayons used to fill in the spaces.

:rofl:

The comments on there are hilarious! :D

[RedG1]

11. my guess is...

a travel pack of Immodium, a bottle of Tex-ass spring water and a paperback of "Mi Cabra Del Animal doméstico, Parte 2" (My Pet Goat, Part 2) <eyeroll>

[sce56]

13. ¡¡¡¡¡¡It is his signed party Menu from Senor Frogs in CANCUN!!!!!

Of course it might be his wire so his handlers will not lose contact through his earpeice!