Russia, Iran, and France Agree to Deal With Second Diaspora

[Boojatta]

In recent years, there has been a huge amount of illegal immigration into Russia, Iran, and France and it has mostly been coming from Israel. The leaders of Russia, Iran, and France have agreed to work together to address the problem.

Russian President Vladimir Putin pledged to send thousands of economists and managers to help plan economic development in Israel. President Putin expressed confidence that, "Russia can play a significant role in making Israel a more economically viable nation. In future, Israelis will not be forced by economic necessity to violate immigration law. "

Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Hoseini-Khamenei, offered to provide bomb detection equipment and training for Israel. He said, "People cannot live with random bombings. If the security situation doesn't improve in Israel, then of course we cannot expect people to want to live there. Iran must do what we can to fix what is broken, so that no person who resides in the Zionist Entity will feel a need to break the law just to ensure his or her own survival."

French Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin was alone with a plan to accept unlimited immigration from Israel. He said, "Russia and Iran have their own ideas and I respect those ideas. However, I feel that immigration out of Israel is inevitable. France is a big country and we can simply give French passports to all Israelis who want them."

[rockymountaindem]

1. Hehe, that's a good one

Double standards, eh?

[SPKrazy]

2. Link?

or is this April's Fools

[Boojatta]

3. You must have already seen this on TV or heard it on the radio.

I posted it just so people could cut and paste a copy for their personal records. The news itself is, of course, well-known to everyone who has been paying attention to the news lately.

[Boojatta]

4. Kick