What the Hell is wrong with Chimpy's ear?

[Sperk]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

I don't know how to post pics...sorry.

[Catherine Vincent]

1. That does look gross.

But I think it's just ear hair.

[Sperk]

6. I don't think so....to me it looks like the skin is black...if you look at

it close up, it doesn't look like hair at all.

[hedgehog]

9. I think he's been showing signs of cirrhosis

the spider veins showing up on his skin, tendency to bruise, oddred marks on his palms, abdominal weight gain...

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

2. What the Hell is wrong with Chimpy's stupid face?

[Sperk]

8. Ha! And what's wrong with Chimpy's brain?

we could go on and on...

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

15. Damn straight.

Let's do it! :D

[rumpel]

3. looks like either a black bean growing or a permanent implant of a

prompter.

[BuyingThyme]

10. Yes, it may have something to do with his receiving device.

[hedgehog]

28. You may have the answer

A bruise from the receiving device?

[BuyingThyme]

4. ::

[LaPera]

44. !

[JuniperLea]

5. I'll search around...

I read somewhere in a medial journal of some sort, that creases in the earlobe were prevalent in people with heart and circulatory issues. Many bypass patients have them.

The black thing is his brain... whomever it is that speaks to him and tells him what to say... oh, yeah, it's God! I totally forgot!

[hedgehog]

7. No - unless it's a shadow from the lighting it looks like gangrene

just above the ear lobe that the poster is talking about. It doesn't look like hair to me. It looks like skin discoloration.

[warsager]

11. this is so

stupid and so funny too. he is soooooo weird looking. And seriously, i'm not even trying to be funny, but does he look like he's aged a lot? He seems so much older.

his brain....that was hilarious...and that comment about what the hell is wrong with his face, i was looking at the pic like, hmmmm weird....and then read that, i cracked. thanks.

[Neil Lisst]

41. his ear lobes show definite signs of arterial trouble

those slanted creases in particular

as for the black spot, could be hair that has been trimmed, or could be something from the earpiece he wears to get his talking points in long speeches

[KingFlorez]

12. It's Republican Liars Disease

[sce56]

13. The paint is wearing off of that wax dummy

He is a Stepford President!

[warsager]

14. Maybe's he's a diebold

robot and he got attacked by a terra virus

[sce56]

16. You hit it dead center on the nail except he is a LIEBOLD!

[Warpy]

17. Looks like he slept on it wrong

and if you've ever done it for even a short time, YEEEOWTCH!!

I've only seen that kind of damage in a comatose patient who wasn't moving on his own yet.

He had to have been knocked cold on something.

[KingFlorez]

20. Maybe Laura knocked him out

She looks like she could get angry and hit, LOL

[liveoaktx]

18. Ew-Had to blow that one up to get a closer look

Ugh. It's like it's rotting

[hedgehog]

23. All kidding aside, I think the man is on a serious downhill slide

He's been headed downhill for a long time, and now he's accelerating. He is physically deteriorating and it's effecting his mental state as well. All these press conferences the last few days? I don't think they're Rove's idea at all. I think Bush is out of control. When Reagan lost it, he got more malleable and it was easy to hide what was going on from the American people. I think we're about to see a melt down right before our eyes, and it won't be pretty.

[Catherine Vincent]

24. LOL!

Well, Bush IS rotten! :hi:

[niyad]

38. skin cancer, perhaps? thanks for blowing it up, because I could not

really see anything before. and the man spends, apparently, an extraordinary amount of time in the sun, without sunblock, trying to appear manly or something.

[malaise]

46. Ear rotting from all the lies

that came through the ear plug.

[sheelz]

19. Looks like he....

tried to give himself a lobotomy.

[Ecumenist]

21. It look for all the world like KS

Kaposi's Sarcoma.. AIDS related sarcoma that occurs in many men and some women with AIDs.. We had a couple of friends that died in the early 80's and early 90's, obviously before the advent of the AIDS cocktail that has extended the lives of people with the disease. Both of them were absolutely covered with the KS lesions and this looks for all the world like KS. Just a friendly suggestion.

[hedgehog]

27. I agree it doesn't look good. What I can't figure is how this picture

got out. It's one of many that we've seen that raise questions, but no one in the MSM ever seems to notice.

[Swamp Rat]

22. booze, cocaine and chrystal meth

[warsager]

25. ewww

he DID get much older! that can't be from 2001!

[Swamp Rat]

26. I got that photo from the WH website

I did not photoshop either of those photos other than to put them side by side and add text.

This, on the other hand, I DID photoshop quite a bit:

:D

[Ecumenist]

29. If you look at the right side of his nose,

going up onto the bridge of his nose, there is something that looks like a spider angioma. You often see these in alcoholics, often in late stage cirrhosis.

[hedgehog]

34. Check out the skinny arms and little round tummy in the pictures

from Cancun. It really stands out in the photos taken in the casual shirt. He doesn't look healthy to me. I'd love to get a good look at his ankles to see if they're swollen.

[Swamp Rat]

37. I suspect he has Wernicke Korsakov syndrome too. n/t

[rumpel]

30. It is not normal aging...

[madrchsod]

31. jesus i`m his age

and been beat up in forge shops and steel mills and i don`t look that bad...looks like his ear is rotting. no wonder pickles is loaded 24-7

[BuyingThyme]

32. This is a perfect Friday night thread.

[Cleita]

33. Some people think the crease on the earlobe is indicative

of high blood pressure.

[troubleinwinter]

35. Uh-oh. Looks like you hurt his feeleings

[hedgehog]

36. Yeah - just what does cause all that excessive sweating?

Is that a medical condition or is it a side effect to some medication he's on? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the sweating seem to come and go?

[upi402]

39. oh, maybe that's the ear that god *doesn't* talk into

:freak:

[TalkingDog]

40. Supposedly the fold is a sign of Heart Disease...but that can't be right

He doesn't have one.

From the Internets:
The presence of a diagonal earlobe crease has been recognized as a sign of cardiovascular disease since 1973. Over 30 subsequent studies have been reported in the medical literature, with the largest involving 1,000 unselected patients. The earlobe is richly supplied with blood, and a decrease in flow over an extended period of time is believed to result in collapse of the vascular bed, leading to a diagonal crease.

It appears that individuals with an earlobe crease have a 55% greater risk of dying from heart disease than those without the marking, with the risk becoming even more significant if diagonal creases appear on both earlobes. However, this predictive value does not apply to Orientals, Native Americans, or persons born with certain hereditary disorders.

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The dark stuff is his black, black soul trying desperately to escape from the infinite soul-shredding empty space between his ears.

And that's my professional opinion.

[troubleinwinter]

42. Not to worry! Report of 8/2005 prntlz's Annual Physical:

The physicians reported symptoms consistent with occasional gastroesophageal reflux with well-defined triggers.

What's that? Pretzel choking? Not to worry.

There is a history of vasovagal syncope without pathology, sequelae, or recurrence.

That's a relief!

Bush has a history of benign colonic adenomas

Yeah, we know that. We've seen his speeches.

He has a history of activity-related musculoskeletal injuries

Yeah, we all know he can't walk up airplane stairs or ride a bike without falling over.

Only one item of concern:

""The President remains in excellent health and 'fit for duty,' All data suggest that he will remain so for the duration of his Presidency."

http://www.medpagetoday.com/PrimaryCare/PreventiveCare/tb/1460?pfc=101&spc=235

[LaPera]

43. Well the chimp will be 60 years old in two month's, with his past drug &

alcohol abuse, (and whatever he does these days), he can expect more of the same for the rest of his pathetic life...He'll be a very old 63 (almost) when he's suppose to leave office on 1/20/09...Still somewhat young these days for most, but for Bush...Old before his time and it couldn't happen to a nicer fascist!

Will he then live another 20 years, (83), very doubtful... The sick fuck can't take all he's stealing with him...Perhaps, all the pain he's caused and will continue to cause others, will make him happy on his death bed.

He'll always be known as the worst president EVER!

His Karma is catching up to him very quickly.

[vixengrl]

45. I think someone just put Shinola on his cell phone

to see if he could tell it from shit.

[undeterred]

47. That's from all the poison we pour into it!

[susu369]

48. Could be an evil ear worm

:shrug: