What's a Saturday without a CAPTION????

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "It bad enough coming to Cancun and not getting to get drunk and puke with the kids, but no body explains anything to me. How was Cancun part of Egypt in order to have the pyramids? Or was Cancun the real Egypt and then changed their name to 'Mexico' so another country could use the name 'Egypt'? Or was it a coincidence they both were 'Egypt' at different times? Or could it be more of a coincidence if they were named the same thing at the same time? And who is in charge of naming countries? . . . Why, probably the president of course! Probably of course. Hmm. Then I could name this country 'Egypt' again and call that other country 'Mexico' if I wanted. And this could still be 'Cancun' probably. Of course. . . . Why has nobody explained any of this to me? . . . Geez. . . . Do I gotta think of everything myself?"

[skip fox]

1. W. is "thinking" a few seconds later:

"Whoa! . . . Such thinking drives me dizzy."

[Trevelyan]

2. Good captions...need a laugh or will cry that we have this fratboy clown

:+instead of a real president like Feingold.:patriot:

:banghead: :cry: :shrug: :evilgrin: :7

[hedgehog]

22. Bush "pretends" to lose his balance....

I can't think which is worse; if he actually lost it or if he thought it would be funny to pretend to lose it. Does he never stop playing to the cameras?

[chelsea0011]

3. Ministry of Funny Walks

[TAPat]

5. Blast from the past!

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. "Oh boy! Juan Valdez is gonna show me where they keep the ....

seekrit recipe for coffee! Meh hehheh ... Ahm prezdint, ah get ta know lotsa seekrit stuffs"

:)

[tanyev]

6. "Oh, goody...follow the leader...I love this game!"

[shenmue]

7. "Whoa, whoa, I'm scared, I'm gonna fall..."

"I didn't get a cool hat..."

[TheBaldyMan]

8. I'll just follow this beaner and he'll lead me back to the states

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. "We are the Threeeeee Amigos!"

Bush: "Can I be 'El Guapo?'"

[thecrow]

10. * would never use the word "coincidence"

Too many syllables and too hard to spell...

[skip fox]

11. Poetic licence.

:)

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Wow! This could be like in a movie or something!

The hero hanging out with the Mexicans, looking for treasure south of the border, and all the Mexican and American armies looking for them. Wow! Or maybe like that movie about the rapture, where the hero, that's me of course, goes to the top of the pyramid to show everybody else the way. Wow! . . . But, geez, it's only me, and another boring day. . . . Why couldn't being president be a big thing? Geez."

[spanone]

13. The Three Stooges.

[darkmaestro019]

14. pretends to lose balance (heave)

He is SUCH a drunk. I know this stuff from my stepfather. The same overdone "charm" and horsing around seems to come in the bottle...it's hard to put into words but I'm betting anyone who's been around alcoholics knows what I mean. I think they think it's cute and endearing, or something. It sort of is, in tiny bursts in twenty-somethings on weekends. For about four minutes. Then you pretend to see someone you know and get the Hell away from them.....

[skip fox]

15. "W. is "thinking": "Damn. It hurts with every step I take. If only I

hadn't done that enlargment exercise last night that Karl told me about where I tie a brick from a string and hang it from my willy and then jump up and down and run around for two hours. Geez, it hurts! . . . I wonder what Karl's laughing about down there?"

[peekaloo]

16. Cool, another Rockford Files movie with Angel and Richie Brockelman.

I'll bet Angel steals an ancient ruin and blames it on Jimmy!

[skip fox]

30. Nice

:)

[skip fox]

17. W. is "thinking": "I know! Indiana Jones can play me in the movie. And

right about here is where we could find a hidden valley filled with pre-historic dina-saucers or something, and this big leather bird attacks us out of the sky, and I turn my penknife into sword or something, if only they'd give me the right stuff, and save us all, and the pretty girl gets to strokes my package when nobody's looking . . . Wow! . . . But I sure wish they'd give me the right stuff. (Sigh.)"

[skip fox]

18. W. is "thinking": "Or wait, maybe I could play myself. I could be the hero

AND the leading man and the movie could be about all of my adventures. Like that time Casto tried to choke me with a pretzel. Or that time I brought down the terrorist's hijacked plane into a field in Pennsuylvania just by concentrating really, really, hard. Or that time boatloads of ninjas sunk up the Potomac and crept into the White House but I killed them all with just my hands and it all seemed so smooth and cool like it was a dream and everybody was clapping. And that time when . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[Maddy McCall]

19. SKIP!! Where in hell have you BEEN? I've posted threads asking...

if anyone had heard from you. Your hiatus was much too long. I missed your CAPTION threads. :hug: :yourock:

[skip fox]

23. Thanks, Maddy. I love CAPTIONing. But I was captured by East

Island Ninjas and only got free last week and immediately started CAPTIONing, knowing my life was fast draining away. Thank god I got to DU in time!

In a few weeks I should be well enough to do a few back-to-back-to-back CAPTIONing mini-marathons.

[Maddy McCall]

24. Thank god you escaped the lethal East Island Ninjas!!

Good to have you back! :hi:

[TahitiNut]

20. "Chicken Shitzo Tours Chichen Itza"

:shrug:

[dogday]

21. SIMON SAYS: Race your left foot.!!!!!

:rofl: Only the guy behind shrub got it right :rofl:

[tanyev]

25. Yeah, he sucks at Simon Says.

[skip fox]

26. Nice. A good one to CAPTION, in fact. Maybe: W is "thinking":

"Let me see, if I catch a leprechaun and get three wishes, first it's like Iraq or having vegetables taste like candy, then maybe bringing our boys back or I get all the time I want to play with Barney, then I ask for a hundred million dollar bills in cash. . . . Or maybe I should get the money up front so in case he forgets or something? . . . Hum. . . . Why can't you get wishes if you catch a saint? . . . Makes me wonder. . . . Hurts my head."

[Rex]

27. Bush's 'journal'.

"As I traveled the mystic Coffee Heels with Mr. Valdez, I couldn't help noticing a piggly sonuvabitch eyeballing my gloryhole from the rear." "He wurnt pretty like Jeff nor dainty like Rove, but he did look kinda like Tommy Boy." "I gave him a snarly grin and touched his arm, gently." "Wanna see the monkey Tommy?"

[skip fox]

28. Nice. And a whole new angle!

:)

[skip fox]

29. W. is "thinking": "I hope it's peanut butter and grape jelly with tomato

soup and I can crumple up crackers in it and drink it all down in the bowl when I feel like it and nobody gets mad at a little mess. . . . Geez. When's lunch?"

[Hippo_Tron]

31. "It's electric!"