To regular freerepublic viewers.

[Dawgs]

What's up with the valley girl talk?

From 5 minutes ago...

Colorado School Bans Flag Waving (Barf Alert)

Don't Politicize Our Soldiers (Major (General) Barf Alert)

Osama won’t be captured alive, says ex-bodyguard (barf?)

West ‘racist’ towards Palestinians: Haniya (barf)

John Dean says Bush actions worse than Watergate (Triple Barf)

'It's like so hard being a Republican, for sure. Did you see what the DUmmies said, barf?'

[KyuzoGator]

1. Ping! Zot!

Bunch of fucking six-year-olds over there.

[SHRED]

2. They are alcoholics (binge drinkers)?

[Hubert Flottz]

5. "They are alcoholics (binge drinkers)?"

So were their mothers, at one time!

[benburch]

3. When you have a mole on Freeperland...

you learn that BARF is a way to post stories that the freepers would otherwise delete!

If you post "George Bush caught fucking Condi" you get banned and it gets deleted.

If you post "George Bush caught fucking Condi (BARF ALERT)" it stays and they praise you for showing the Liberal Media up.

[bunkerbuster1]

6. way to go, giving away the code like that!

Next you're going to tell them what "The Turtle flies at dawn" means.

[benburch]

7. Schtum!

http://www.onmission.com.nyud.net:8090/atf/cf/%7B6767E79D-6E1B-4602-98D7-FFF47EE72523%7D/zipper_mouth_sm.jpg

[Toots]

8. I saw that turtle and he had his pig friends with it..

It was hard though because monkeys were flying out of my ass at the same time.:shrug:

[DFW]

4. Are there mass lobotomies being performed?

Or was that for real?

I'm not sure I want to hear the answer, either

[tanyev]

9. Lot of binging and purging going on over there.

It's really not good for their health.

[Rocknrule]

10. "Bush is, like, soooo totally hot!"

"John Kerry won the debates? Like, what-everrrrr!"

:rofl:

[mwooldri]

11. Doesn't matter anyway, DU and FreeRepublic are going to merge later today.

Of course this is an April Fool comment but hey, I gotta say it!

Mark.

[CJCRANE]

12. Is that why they're called RePUKES? ;) nt