Bubba BushCo wants to know..."Do you know my Jesus?"

[Hubert Flottz]

Screaming Purple Jesus recipe

1 part Everclear® alcohol
4 parts Kool-Aid® Grape mix

Mix together and serve over ice.

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1818.html

Jim Jones would be Proud as Punch, of our pResident.

Try Some Today...if you dare!(but beware)

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Warning Kool Aide Kids under 21 please disregard this message!

The Freepers must guzzle truckloads ok the stuff! Preacher Jones prescribed it for the things that bothered his flokkkers. Preachers don't lie do they?

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Purple Jesus Prayer Rug

Purple Jesus Prayer Rug



That's not a headline, it's the creepiest junk mailer I have ever received. This was just too bizarre and too hilariously creepy not to share.

I tend to get quite a bit of church and religion-related direct mail; in part because of my job and in part because I'm on the membership rolls of several right-wing organizations I like to keep an eye one. Most of it falls into two categories: "give us money to defeat the nefarious plans of the secular humanist neo-pagans," and "give us money to save the children/minister to heathens."

I knew this one was special the minute I picked up the envelope, which was covered with heavy black-inked, red-underlined letters, and read something like a bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap, with lots of red underlining and bold text for emphasis.

Inside was a letter, headed: "Dear someone connected with this address," and described all the wonderful, miraculous things that would happen if I utilized the "Bible, Faith, Church Prayer Rug" enclosed. I was directed to perform a little ritual with the enclosed "Holy Ghost, Bible Prayer Rug:"

http://altreligion.about.com/b/a/252543.htm

Preachers know that there's a sucker born every minute and the GOP, knows it only too well too!