TURN ON CNN!!!!!! Tony Blair just announced his resignation!!!!!!!

[XemaSab]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[nonconformist]

1. Are you trying to KILL ME?!

:cry:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

2. You so krazeee!

:crazy:

[Sydnie]

3. why I oughta ....

:rofl: You got me on that one! :rofl:

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. You know you're going to hell right?

:rofl:


But who wants to be in 'heaven' with the Falwells and Jan Crouches, anyway.


:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

6. Got that right!

:bounce:

[merh]

5. Moving in minus 10 seconds .....

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[Hutzpa]

7. You got me there.

How many is a Brazillian?






:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Remind me to wring your neck, my dear XemaSab!

This is horrible......I forgot it's April first!

I was so hoping he had resigned!


:nuke:

[patdem]

9. You somehow dissapeared from the front pages..and I thought

damn...no more April Fools jokes allowed..and I was not happy...cause you got me at first too.

[helderheid]

10. OK I think I'll avoid DU on April fools day

[CatWoman]

11. this is fucking stupid

:nuke:

[dogday]

12. HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY

[0007]

13. Ya got me schmuck!

[LeftCoast]

14. Locking

April fools. Feel free to repost in the Lounge if you like.