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Submariner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 02:35 PM
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United States Immigration Test
Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The Officer said "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States! of America."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer,
I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green,
and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you
and works at a Cingular help desk. I talked to him yesterday.
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 02:40 PM
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1. ROTFLMAO
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Minnesota Libra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 03:04 PM
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2. OMG - How true that is!!!! nt
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