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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 03:16 PM
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New search function on Google : Google Romance
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misternormal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 03:18 PM
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1. Don't use this search function if you're gay...
The FBI will want the records... And they ain't lookin' for boyfriends
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 03:26 PM
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2. oh, that's good....
Edited on Sat Apr-01-06 03:28 PM by mike_c
:rofl:

Now that's April Fools Day skill!

From the FAQ:

6. What is Contextual Dating?
It’s a free date plus the added accrued value of the past decade’s worth of post-Industrial Age online marketing genius, all tied into a real-time, video-based, GPS-tracked, psychographically astute and environmentally pervasive promotional system.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 03:31 PM
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3. Hilarious!
Batch Profile Uploading ! :rofl:
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MrPrax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 04:03 PM
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4. Fooled me...
I was thinking--oh no NOT another Google franchise for ad-aware to find and to annoy my Gmail account--but then I looked...

"Then we'll send you both on a Contextual DateTM, which we'll pay for while delivering to you relevant ads that we and our advertising partners think will help produce the dating results you're looking for."

At first I thought--I bet you could scam this to get a free meal...and THEN--oh no...I got PUNK'D...

Pretty funny and quite daring for an huge company like this...
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Porcupine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 05:27 PM
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5. Dammit, I really need a Google search to get a date too.
I'm just too liberal, ugly, and broke to get past the filters of the gals on Yahoo. I need some serious computing power to help me break the dry spell.

C'mon Google!! Quit fooling around and give me the ability to find that 1 in 3.2 Billion chance of finding my perfect soulmate.
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