New scientific breakthrough for repair of senior moments

[sce56]

The USB Memory Stick It'll blow your mind.

Do you have trouble remembering stuff? Would you sometimes like to share your memories with others? Well now you can with the IWOOT Memory Stick. Using razor edge technology that's so advanced it's really quite ahead of itself, the Memory Stick enables you to download and upload memory fragments via a temporal lobe sensor and store them on the USB Memory Stick. You can then load the memories onto your computer - essentially backing up your brain for when you forget stuff in your old age! The PC (not Mac compatible yet regrettably) software allows you to store up to an amazing ten years of memories, sort them alphabetically, and even e-mail them to friends and family - though they will need to have their own USB Memory Stick in order to 'run' them, as well as your security code to unlock them.
This is the first production version and there are some very exciting developments and enhancements on the horizon - we're very much hoping that the V2 Dreamcatcher which will record your dreams (only up one hours worth at the moment, and in black and white) will be ready by Christmas.
Watch this space for more developments.
How it works.
Your memories are stored in the Lenthian area of you brain and replayed in your cognitive synapse clusters (CSCs) at the front of your brain. Although you never strictly speaking lose your memories, we all lose the ability to 'recall' them, i.e. to transfer them to the CSC. The TLS (Temporal Lobe Sensor) can record the memories in the Lenthian area, and then store and reply them in the cognitive synapse cluster at the front of your brain. A technical bridge that helps replace the effects of cranial ageing - brilliant.
Features
USB Memory Stick.
2Gig on-board memory (enough for 2½ hours of memories).
USB lead and Frontal Lobe Connector.
Comprehensive CD-Rom Software package
E-mail compatibility.
Firmware upgradeable.

System Requirements:
Windows 98SE,ME, 2000, XP.
USB 1.1 or higher.
P.C Only
Warning: Not to be used if you suffer from a heart condition, work for the security services or hear voices in the night..

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=memsti&CMP=EMC-MAR_OFF10
edited to add web page link

[Suich]

1. ...

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[babylonsister]

2. "or hear voices in the night.."

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[DearAbby]

3. ....I forgot what I was going to type...

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[Grateful for Hope]

4. I really really want one of those!

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