Breaking story! Rita Cosby IS Natalie Halloway!

[McCamy Taylor]

MSNBC is supposed to getting the story ready for air soon, sometime later tonight or early tomorrow. They were going to wait until Monday, but bloggers got hold of it, and the network does not want to lose its scoop.

Turns out that the reason that Rita Cosby appeared on the scene about the time Natalie Halloway went missing and the reason she is so fascinated by the case of the missing blonde teen is that THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.

Don't know all the details yet. It has something to do with a super secret military installation on the island of Aruba. Whatever they did to Natalie cost her her memory--most of it. Obviously, the woman calling herself Rita Cosby has some memories of her former life, that is why she can not let go of the story. And something that happened that night--either the memory wipe or something else--- aged the teenager twenty years. There is speculation that it involves super secret relativity based physics work. Several prominent theoretical physicists from the former Soviet block who now work for the Pentagon have relocated to the island.

Anyway, get ready for a bombshell.

[bigwillq]

1. This headline made me

:rofl:

[redphish]

2. Well I'll be, who'da thunk that!!!!

:rofl:

[MADem]

3. Wow, VF got it TOTALLY wrong!!!

http://www.vanityfair.com/commentary/content/printables/060102roco01?print=true

[YouthInAsia]

4. ROFLMAO

[Jack Rabbit]

5. That shoots my theory

I thought she was Nancy Grace.

[Grateful for Hope]

6. LOL!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ChoralScholar]

7. Rita Cosby... geez.. somebody get that girl a LOZENGE! EOM

[Dr.Phool]

8. All that crack burned out her vocal chords!

[PCIntern]

9. There's a rumor out there that

Rita's voice changed when she had a large, blunt object slam into her vocal cords. A further rumor states that it belonged to Geraldo.

I never repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once...