A CAPTION a day will bring conservatives to bay!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: ". . . and actually a civil war isn't so bad. Maybe it's even necessary. Why, in our country we had a constitution for ten or fifteen years before Abe Lincoln came along and said, 'Let's have a civil war.' We had all thesedifferences, see? So it was like 'natural.' A civil war is just part of growing up into a modern democracy. . . . So, you see, if Iraq explodes in civil war, it just shows how we're really winning. And it only took them one year after a constitution . . . Wow, we're good! . . . next question."

[darkmaestro019]

1. "Who the fk let Helen Thomas in here AGAIN?" (nt)

[shenmue]

2. "Glbrlblrblgrrr..."

"I'm running out of coke. Get me some beer. Oh, there are people here again? You see, if we let Iraq have a civil war, we won't have to help them anymore, because they'll all be dead! Then me and my brother can get back to ruining the environment and stealing all the money from taxpayers back in the States. Wheeee!"

[liberal N proud]

3. There is that bu$h in the camera look again

[madokie]

5. I like that one

That bush* in the camera look again

[skip fox]

4. W. is saying: "If it's one thing I learned in the frat house, beside

about humping someone's leg when pretending you're drunk, is that if two people start fighting you just gotta stand back and get stuff out of their way. So if Iraq has a civil war, heck we just gotta pull the tables into the corners and give them room. In war it mean less table-stuff in their way, like . . . well . . . you know . . . See? . . . Next question."

[sakabatou]

6. "Do I have 'Nixon Jaws'?"