Katherine Harris is done! Goodbye you haggish sea cow!

[SammyBlue]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060402/ap_on_el_se/florida_senate

Good bye, witchy! You are so crass and bitchy! Good bye dorky, I hope you rot in hell!

Editted to fix a typo. I have a few minor learning disabilities. Dyslexia is one of them.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. She hasn't quit. She can canvass and hand out flyers herself!

[Kingshakabobo]

3. Or buy some new staff with daddy's money. n/t

[marmar]

2. Dong or done?

If it's a typo, it's absolutely fucking hilarious and still very accurate! :crazy: Eventually, it all comes back on you. Cruel times for Cruella.

[Glenda]

15. LOL! I think so too

She's dong!

[Richard Steele]

23. I read it as a combination of "done" and "gonged"; both apropo!

[Glenda]

39. lol! Good one!

Most of the time I read words incorrectly on the DU anyway. It's easier with the typo is there for me in advance :)

[Burma Jones]

4. No, she's "A" Dong

just riffin on the typo......

[gatorboy]

5. A Ding Dong?

I agree with that! :P

[MADem]

6. No, no, NOOOOO!!! She HAS to stay until May 12!!!

After that date, the GOP cannot field a new candidate. Keep fighting KittyKat!! Let Moxie and Spunk lead the charge!!!!!!! Call her and tell her she has your vote (don't mention that she has your vote in opposition to her!).

Make her spend her money, to no avail, so the DNC can spend THEIR money on tougher races!

[Lostnote06]

11. I like how you think......lol

[MADem]

20. I like winning, and she is a GIFT to the Democratic Party!!! n/t

[rzemanfl]

7. Like Long Dong Silver? n/t

[rsmith6621]

8. I Forget....Is She From Florida or Ohio

I thought she was a USHoR Rep. from Ohio.....and now she is running for Sen in FL.?????


NeVER MIND....

[ClintonTyree]

27. Native Floridian.........

born in Key West.

[saltpoint]

9. I realize one of Rove's roles is to prompt certain decisions for GOP

candidates to enter or withdraw from various races for Congress.

And I know he made at least one trip to Florida to persuade Katherine Harris to step aside in the race against Nelson.

And by all counts she told him to buzz off.

Now her campaign staff has jumped ship and things are looking dim for her chances for Nelson's seat.

Katherine Harris strikes me as a person not easily crossed. She must take significant blame for the Gore "defeat" in Florida in 2000, as she was Sec. of State, the presiding officer over statewide election processes. I'd throw in Jeb and the U.S. Surpreme Court in that guilty category, too.

But now that the White House appears to have done her in, they might want to tread lightly. This is the woman who knows where the bodies are buried. Say she's a vengeful person, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT. She could bring the whole place down with a hastily arranged interview with the Miami HERALD on the subject of just what went down in November of 2000.

[Gabi Hayes]

12. ''She must take significant blame?"

you're being WAY WAY too kind

she must go to PRISON for her part in stealing the election



THE GREAT FLORIDA EX-CON GAME<br> How the 'felon' voter-purge was ...Between May 1999 and Election Day 2000, two Florida secretaries of state - Sandra Mortham and Katherine Harris, both protégées of Governor Jeb Bush- ordered ...
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NEVER, EVER forget what they did!

[saltpoint]

16. Prison's ok by me, but I meant she was not the sole transgressor.

I think Slobberin' Jeb was definitely a player, not to mention our miserable Supreme Court.

[LouisianaLiberal]

37. I would be more than happy

to let her plead out - in exchange for her testimony. Of course it is doubtful that her testimony would be truthful.

[Canuckistanian]

32. Ya think Rove threatened her advisors?

As in, "you'll never work for another GOP candidate if you stay with Harris"?

[saltpoint]

34. Hi, Canuckistanian. It could be. He carries a big stick around

and doesn't hesitate to use it.

There did seem to be a big exodus of high-level operatives all at once from her staff.

[Dr.Phool]

10. Keep her in the race until May 13th

Then it's too late for her to change her mind, and run for re-election in her house district.

[Cleita]

13. One thing about throwing your lot in with the GOP is that

when you fail, they don't have your back.

"No, I don't really know who she is. I may have met her at a fund raiser, but I don't really recall knowing her."

:rofl:

[Scout1071]

14. We don't want her going anywhere just yet.

Otherwise they might have time to find a real candidate.

[bowens43]

17. If she drops out , it's bad for our side.

Anyone running against this ridiculous cartoon character will have an easy win. I hope she stays in to the bitter end.

[BuyingThyme]

18. She will be missed, but how will she live?

She put everything she had into this race. The last thing we need is one more Republican looking for a handout.

[ClintonTyree]

28. She hasn't spent Daddy's $10 Million yet.........

I want her to stay in until the bitter end, losing all of her inheritance and making more of a freakish clown of herself than she already is. That's a tall order to fill but I have every faith in Harris' ability to succeed at failing. ;)

[Jack Rabbit]

19. Can't we send her to a retirement home . . .

. . . for those who conspire against a citizen's right to vote?



Leavenworth Federal Prison from the website of Kent State University

[Kailassa]

21. Oh, not Katherine Harris's dong ...

I thought she must be another Anne Coulter.

[Cocoa]

22. Ding dong, Katherine Harris is dead

"look what you've done! I'm imploding! Oh what a world!"

[kid a]

24. You have admit - she is pesky, like gnat nt

[salin]

25. Maybe she should go see Chuck Berris for back up... get on the dong show..

for her second act.

Or Gong show. Whatever.

[salin]

26. Funniest typo in a thread title.... Cracks me up - so perfect!!

[salin]

29. Darn... the dong in the thread had so much potential

I have made some very funny typos... but SammyBlue - yours was fabulous - in the sense that it fits la Harris, so well.

[Rainscents]

30. SammyBlue, I loved your typo...

It fit Harris perfect! Everyone love it here too! :P

[tridim]

31. No more yankey my wankey

The Donger need food!

[frustrated_lefty]

33. Is the mysoginist language necessary to make your point?

[Gabi Hayes]

35. what happened to her dong?

[AndyA]

36. Turn off the lights.

Raise your trays to the upright, locked position.

Stop the newspaper.

Have USPS hold the mail.

Cancel the cable.

The party's over.

Bitch from hell.

[MasonJar]

38. I just hope they do not chase her out in time for her to run for the

House again. She needs to be there in Florida with Jeb.

[Jim Warren]

40. Haha

When Rollins jumps ship, it's over

[Dudley_DUright]

41. I resent your comparison greatly!

Sea cows (manatees) are graceful, gentle creatures and should never be compared to Katherine "Cruella" Harris. ;-)