Dead-Eye Dick's Hotel Suite Demands

[NMMNG]

From The Smoking Gun

The document is provided to hotels where Cheney will be bunking and lists how the Republican pol's "Downtime Suite" needs to be outfitted. While the vice president's requests are pretty modest (no extract-the-brown-M&M demands here), Cheney does like his suite at a comfy 68 degrees. And, of course, all the televisions need to be preset to the Fox News Channel (what, you thought he was a Lifetime devotee?). Decaf coffee should be ready upon his arrival along with four cans of caffeine-free Diet Sprite.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0322061cheney1.html

A photo of the actual letter is provided at the site. Also included in Cheney's demands are:

All lights turned on (afraid of the dark or just to lazy to turn them on himself?)





All TVs preset to Faux News? Big surprise. Can't expose him to even a second of subversive programming. :rofl:

"Caffeine-free" diet Sprite? Sprite doesn't have any caffeine, dimwit. :eyes:

[bliss_eternal]

1. That's his porn...

probably jacks off to it. :eyes:

Quote:
All TVs preset to Faux News

[Syrinx]

2. Well Donna Fiducia has a nice smile ;)

[NMMNG]

4. I can believe that

"Today's top headlines: 25 Iraqis were killed by US soldiers, Arkansas prepares to ban abortion, Gay-marriage bans are up for the vote in five more states come November, and children in Georgia public schools will now be required to pray daily in homeroom. "

Oh yeah baby! (jerk jerk) Gimme more of that good news!(jerk jerk)Oh YES!!!!! (soils the bedspread with unspeakable filth :scared:)

[Syrinx]

6. you mean you wouldn't want your bedspread crawling with millions of...

microscopic Cheeeeeneys?

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

10. Um, no

I wouldn't want it crawling with millions of microscopic anythings, but his are especially icky. :puke:

[bliss_eternal]

8. ...or possibly...

"In today's news, vice president Dick Cheney..."

Oh. My.Gaaaawd ...they said my name...

"...spoke at a press conference...the vice president..."

Sweet Jesus. Say it again. The title, what's my title! Say my name....!

;) (hehehehe)

[NMMNG]

11. LOL

I was getting a visual on that and it made me laugh hysterically. SAY MY NAME ----! :rofl:

[bliss_eternal]

16. Yours cracked me up!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Syrinx]

3. I wish one of these hotels would tell Dick to "go fuck yourself"

Who does he think he is?

[NMMNG]

5. He thinks he's god's second in command

Chimpy being god and all. :eyes:

[Swamp Rat]

7. The list is missing a few of his favorite items:

flask of whiskey

400 quail

.28 gauge shotgun with plenty of #8 birdshot

and old friend to shoot

[Syrinx]

9. I have nothing against the whiskey

But the other items define the man, don't they? Sadistic, immoral asshole. He's worthy of spending a long stretch in the Grey-Bar Hotel, where they don't take requests, and laugh at "riders."

[NMMNG]

12. LOL

Maybe he brings those items with him. ;-)

[Kerrytravelers]

15. LOL!

:rofl:

[magellan]

13. I'm surprised, that list isn't particularly demanding

The Faux News thing is quite disturbing, however. And his hard copy news sources aren't much better.

[izzie]

14. One hates to think of the poor sap who has this silly job.

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[petronius]

17. Those sound like pretty trivial demands

But why specifically 4 cans of Sprite, I wonder - what's wrong with a six-pack?