Bush the stand-up comic challenge

[radfringe]

bush has been repackaged...as a stand-up comic
Article: The President as Average Joe
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/01/AR2006040101004.html

here's my challenge to the DU - come up with jokes for him..

couple of my suggestions:

Take Rumsfeld....please

I just flew in from visiting our wounded troops....boy are my arms tired....but at least I have arms....

[Richard Steele]

1. "In college, some girls tried to date me just to further their careers....

...my Frat brothers had a name for them: "Anthropology Majors".

[radfringe]

2. lol - good one!

I always wanted to be an astronaut... I was always good in school for taking up space....

Hey - I figured out why the chicken crossed the road - it was to get away from Dick Cheney...

[Richard Steele]

3. That was a paraphrase of an old Emo Phillips line, to be honest.

Credit where credit is due, I always say!

(Unless it is due to ME; in which case
I will deny any knowledge of this conversation.)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. "I joined the Texas Air National Guard...

and all I got was this lousy deferment."

[JohnyCanuck]

5. When Condi got back to the White House from her trip to England

she asked me, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see your wife again?"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. An insurgent walks into a bar, and the bartender says...

Hey buddy, why the long fuse?

badumbum-tsss!

[liberal N proud]

7. bu$h as a rally of fundamentalist:

The joke is on you!

[Jim Sagle]

8. We'll be here all week. Be sure to try the veal.

Don't forget to tip the waitress. But don't tip her too far or she'll fall over.