BUSH’S TOP TEN HOTEL DEMANDS

[donheld]

By Don Davis
On the heels of the Cheney “Downtime Requirements” document obtained by The Smoking Gun, this reporter has come into possession of a top secret memo outlining the Top Ten demands that President Bush has during his hotel stays:

10. All lights turned off — Bush prefers to stay in the dark. :rofl:

9. Four cartons of chocolate milk, and a package of Oreos, in honor of such Bush aides as Claude “The Fraud” Allen.:rofl:

8. Temperature set to 31 degrees — helps maintain Bush’s “brain freeze.”:rofl:

7. Two televisions, one equipped with an X-Box, one tuned to The Cartoon Channel.:rofl:

6. Wireless internet capacity, so he can track NSA surveillance of Helen Thomas.:rofl:

5. A swivel chair, so the President can do “whirlybirds.”:rofl:

4. For reading material, a comic book version of The King James Bible.:rofl:

3. For when he travels with Laura, a banner over the bed, reading: “MISSIONARY POSITION ACCOMPLISHED.”:rofl:

2. A “double-commode” in the bathroom, so that Bush can share intimate moments with Karl “Turd Blossom” Rove.:rofl:

1. A sign on the back of the hotel room door, providing a map for an “exit strategy.” :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. LMAO!

:rofl:

[Jack from Charlotte]

11. They forgot... sign in bathroom..."Remove pants before shitting." *

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[DemoTex]

2. Excellent list, Don!

Letterman quality, indeed.

[mwooldri]

3. Neat list! Except that it's BUSH that's in the missionary position.

On bottom. He only f's up!

Mark.

[liberal N proud]

4. Add to that: A copy of My Pet Goat on the night stand

[riona]

5. 11. a couch and pretzels

[Wwagsthedog]

6. To be added to #1.

"and a Segway to get him there."

[Callalily]

7. All lights off indeed!

B$#h is always in the dark, lights or no lights!

[beagle72]

8. A press conference-length supply of...

...Snickers?

[goddess40]

9. Too true!

I guess that's why it's so funny.

[JHB]

10. Make that an X-Box 360...

...What's the point of being president if you can't have the latest version?

[rustydog]

12. You forgot: TV tuned to "Spongebob Square Pants."

[donheld]

13. Self kick

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