I know why the power went down at the capital

[Maraya1969]

They didn't pay the electric bill :)

[TomInTib]

1. I heard Laura's vacuum cleaner tripped a breaker.

[MadMaddie]

8. You are assuming Laura actually did some work...

probably one of her guest workers.....:sarcasm:
:hi:

[TomInTib]

10. Just in on CNN..

It was the 220Volt cattle prod she uses to "encourage" the help.

[MadMaddie]

11. Bwah...haw..haw...

"Compassionate Conservatism Encouragement"!!! Works everytime...:sarcasm:

[TomInTib]

12. Well, they DO need a little guidance, you know.

It is just not realistic to expect them to walk all the way from Laredo to DC and automatically absorb the finer points of operating a toaster (WonderBread burns SO easily) and to know in just which cabinet the CoffeMate is kept.

I now have this picture of Pickles in red latex wielding a cattle prod with a horse's tail attached, screaming, "I said bring my Zanax, not KLEENEX, perra estupida!"

[Bluebear]

2. Cynthia McKinney, you get away from that circuit breaker!

I kid.

[Missy M]

3. Too much HOT AIR caused the main breaker to trip!!!!!

[sallyseven]

4. They didn't pay the bill is the best one.

[Jack Rabbit]

5. Power in the capital is only an illusion

Power to the people!!

[Norquist Nemesis]

6. More Black Ops? n/t

[DBoon]

7. the utility is only accepting Euros

and they tried to pay with worthless dollars

[AllegroRondo]

9. They gave up all their power to Bush.

[Beelzebud]

13. Who rules BarterTown?

MASTER BLASTER!


LOL