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DemInDistress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:40 PM
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thought I'd never find any humor in 911 but here is a chuckle
this from: The Official 9/11 Truth Joke Book

George Bush returns to Booker Elementary School to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have three questions. First, why are you President when Al Gore and John Kerry got more votes? Second, why did you just keep reading that book about pet goats? And third, why was Cheney there holding your hand and the Commissioners weren’t allowed to take notes?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: Question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

"Bobby," he responds.

"And what is your question, Bobby?"

"Actually, I have five questions. Why are you President when Al Gore and John Kerry got more votes? Second, why did you just keep reading that book about pet goats? Third, why was Cheney there holding your
hand and the Commissioners weren’t allowed to take notes? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off twenty minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:41 PM
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1. "...what the hell happened to Stanley?"
OMG... sopken like adults. :rofl:
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radio4progressives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:43 PM
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2. !!!!! omfg !!! that is hysterical!
Edited on Mon Apr-03-06 07:44 PM by radio4progressives

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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:44 PM
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3. ". . . the hell . . . " is about the size of it.
The Terrible Truth of War.

Forever.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:49 PM
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4. Love it.........
Stanley is in a brush pile on the Crawford pig farm. :rofl: Very good, very good! :applause:
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:50 PM
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5. Oh, that's funny!
:rofl:
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sce56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 08:02 PM
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6. Nice to see people can finally have a sense of humor about it
Edited on Mon Apr-03-06 08:03 PM by sce56
But I still want to hear the answers to the unanswered questions from that day!



Look closely and you can see the jets of material being shot out of the sides and the puffs of smoke in the head on view! This is just below the collapsing levels as demolition charges blast out of the tower as they cut out the support structures so the building will collapse taking us into a new war brought on by the lies and false flag ops of the war profiteers.



Got Broad Band watch the video Loose Change
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-51375819912882

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgSaBT9hNU&search=9/11%20911%209-11%20september%2011%209/11/01%20stephen%20jones%20david%20ray%20griffin%20jeff%20king%20revisited%20911revisited%20tribute%20wtc%20wtc7
Also see the call to reopen http://www.reopen911.org / they were sending out free videos watch and see how far down the rabitt hole this story goes! Watch the dramatic video as one of the World Trade Center Towers collapses
Play video (Quick Time, Real or Windows Media) http://reopen911.org/pictures_and_videos.htm#1
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 08:07 PM
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sce56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 08:36 PM
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8. YES EVERYDAY UNTIL THE TRAITORS ARE FROG MARCHED OUT OF OFFICE




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