"I AM the Federal Government"

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

"I AM the federal government." –Tom DeLay, to the owner of Ruth's Chris Steak House, after being told to put out his cigar because of federal government regulations banning smoking in the building, May 14, 2003



As one goes, may the rest of them follow.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

For the record: Stupid Tom Delay quotes
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stupidquotes/a/tomdelayquotes.htm

[alittlelark]

1. He is soooooooo 2005.

I doubt that 95% of the Repukes in Congress ever even knew him... Tom who????????

[Avalux]

2. Here's another gem:

"I am in demand for my speaking prowess. I am not influenced by them (corporate lobbyists) paying for me to fly to Dallas or Little Rock, or Nashville." --Quoted in Houston Chronicle, Fall, 1991.

:wow: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[neoblues]

3. The face of immoral corruption,

moral bankruptcy and human avarice! (Or human cariacature of a turtle)

"http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/05/09/real.delay/">The real scandal of Tom DeLay"

Devious ex-plumber.

[AndyA]

4. He really does look like a bug, doesn't he? A big, fat cockroach! n/m

[Rocknrule]

5. "I AM the Senate!"

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. "So that's how democracy dies-

to thunderous applause."

[driver8]

7. He's going to be "The Federal Penitentiary" soon, I hope.

What a pompous asshole.

[Ladyhawk]

8. Aw, damn, someone beat me to it. Deleted. n/t

[DenaliDemocrat]

9. May you reap what you have sown Tom Delay

Your day of reckoning is coming. I wish you ill luck and hope Karma has its turn with you.

[Breeze54]

10. This is just great news!!

Ding Dong the Witch is ...er...ah...going to become a consultant? Lobbyist?
:shrug: