The Mother of all CAPTIONS?????

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "You know, maybe being Chief of Staff ain't all that bad. You get to say a lot of things and people really listen to you and don't laugh behind your back and call you a 'freakin' mouthpiece' and stuff. . . Geez. Maybe in my next job I could ask Karl to be Chief of Staff. . . . Hmmm."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. "Another member of my diverse cabinet. He's wearin' a BLUE tie."

[riona]

4. and, with the same hair!

:silly:

[LisaLynne]

2. W: "He looks so smart with those wire glasses ...

Mebbe I should get me a pair ..."

[Swamp Rat]

3. Bushler doesn't even look conscious!

He looks like he is daydreaming... admiring a huge bottle of scotch 50 yards away. :D

[MadisonProgressive]

5. Hmmm, I wonder if he'd shave his beautiful head for me....

[skip fox]

6. W. is "thinking": "Wow, tonight's Josh's initiation! I hope I get to be

the one who greases him up with cooking oil, or the one with the big paddle, or the one who gets to change the diapers, or the guy who gives him a teabag! Gee . . . I guess sometimes being president IS fun after all."

[kitkat65]

7. "You sure got a purty mouth." n/t

[BuyingThyme]

8. Looks like he still has issues with that left ear.

[gasperc]

9. you lying mother fucker, wait your my bitch, nevermind

[skip fox]

10. W. is "thinking": "Gee, this guy can smile and speak at the same time.

What's with that?"

[skip fox]

11. W. is "thinking": "Blah, blah, balh. Yeah, yeah, we know. You're going

to do your best and sop forth, on and on and on. No body seems to realize I'm missing the rerun marathon of _I Married Jennie_. . . . Boy, I wish he shut the heck up."

[skip fox]

12. Not again! I just got an e-mail from a person calling him or herself

Double You attacking me on my captions and demanding that I post theirs in 'the interests of playing fair and stuff.' So . . . and please don't hold this caption against me since it is not mine but Double You's, whoever that is:

Double You writes, "Our Great President Hero Geroge W. Bush is thinking: 'How can I do the best stuff for my country and make everybody healthy and happy and stuff? I think about this all the time. Like when brushing my teeth and when Laura tucks me in and stuff. I'm trying to help everyone and so what if the oil companies make a little money or the ice melts on the North Pole? Who's there but Santa anyway, and we can MOVE him. . . Wow. . . there's an idea, we can relocate Santa and then find oil on the North Pole and I'll be an even bigger hero. But modest, of course. Wow.'"

[Texasgal]

13. Why dosen't "double you" post their own caption?

:wtf: