Funniest Wingnut Commentary On Delay

[cali]

For your delight and delectation. From Scrutator:

"It’s happened again. The loony left and their attack dogs in the liberal media have driven another good man from office. Of course, we’ve seen this all before with Senator McCarthy and President Nixon; in the latter case, the Democrats’ coup helped lead to a disastrous civil war in Cambodia. I don’t think the consequences will be quite as severe this time, with DeLay, but certainly this isn’t good.

But, mark my words, you haven’t seen the last of ole Tom . When the circus that is the Ronnie Earle investigation leaves town, DeLay will be free, fully exonerated, and ready to seek office again, perhaps this time as a Senator or Governor.

Here’s the original news story on DeLay’s retirement (via Blogs For Bush). Make no mistake: DeLay took one for the team here. With the shadow of the Earle circus hanging over him, ole Tom had a tough reelection fight and with the climate of left-inspired Bush hatred that is engulfing American politics, this is race we can’t afford to lose."

[wtmusic]

1. Now I'm all misty-eyed, longing for the days of McCarthy and Nixon

:cry:

[phantom power]

7. LOL!

:rofl:

Really, what can you possibly say to somebody who counts McCarthy and Nixon as their heros? They live in an alternate universe.

[cali]

11. Oh, I have plenty to say over

at "Screwloose". I'm one of the regular liberal posters. It's fun as hell to refute their idiocy with facts. There are actually more liberals posting there than wingnuts. The nutcases that run the thing put up some of the most hilarious posts you could ever hope to find. It's priceless.

[cali]

26. Here's another gem from Leo

about how he's more on the front lines on the WOT in Baltimore than reporters in Iraq. Makes the Tom Delay post look almost sane:

Now, make no mistake — I am under no illusion that the Baltimore townhouse I call my office would ever be attacked by terrorists. Truthfully, it would be a very sad terrorist indeed who conducted operations in Baltimore. Thirty-five years of failed liberal Great Society programs have harmed the city more than any terrorist ever could. But I do suspect that downtown Baltimore is much more dangerous than the Green Zone. And that ultimately, the work that most of us do is much more unpleasant and difficult than lounging around the Baghdad Hilton pool, checking out Lara Logan in a two-piece, which is how Michael Ware likely spends most of his time.

[Blue_Tires]

33. that person is burning up too much of our oxygen supply

I knew plenty of mentally crippled RWers when I lived in MD, but that guy CANNOT be serious--please tell me he's a plant from our side just trying to generate a few laughs...

[cali]

35. Nope. He's for real and

provides me with a great deal of hilarity. I love Scrutator. It's a riot.

[AnneD]

34. Yeah,

they live in the dark side of the force.

[Gman]

2. "Old Tom" is radioactive

and this guy refuses to see the glow. I'll be governor of Texas long before Delay is governor.

[LiberalEsto]

3. Just like the attack dogs in the "liberal" media

went after Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and John Kerry.

[drm604]

4. "Earle circus"

Is that that latest right-wing talking point? "Ronnie Earle's Flying Circus". :eyes:

[Canuckistanian]

5. A "good man"?

What is his definition of a "bad man"? I shudder to think.

[madokie]

6. And the poor guy believes this no doubt. how is it possible to have

a meaningful conversation with a person that thinks like that? you can't

[Mr_Spock]

I guess he forgot how their pursuit of Clinton lead to 9/11

Imagine if they weren't rabidly pursuing Clinton over a BJ? Perhaps he could have spent more time in his rabid pursuit of OBL - ah, if only the loony RW nut jobs weren't trying to drive a man from office. Imagine if Bush wasn't so obcessed with undoing every good thing that Clinton did - including his plans to attack Afghanistan..

idjut :rofl:

[Ian David]

19. And how the rabid-right's rhetoric contributed to the Oklahoma bombing n/t

[Mr_Spock]

29. ...and how it WAS a RWer who bombed the OK building...

Rwers ARE the terrorists - no wonder they have to be removed from government!

[Norquist Nemesis]

8. McCarthy and Nixon were good men?

:wtf:

By definition, Asshole once again becomes the appropriate characterization.

[sui generis]

9. oh boy will they be surprised when the Code is given out

on the internet and we'll finally be able to drop our pretense of being human. DeLay has been an excellent plant; he has even convinced some of our own illegal aliens that he 1. is a republican and 2. has real hair.

I understand that all other factors are in place now and we will be able to start sending conservatives to that food processing camp we're building in the Arizona desert. Getting the conservatives to believe we were building it for illegal aliens (bwa ha ahhahaha a) was a stroke of genius.

As concerned as I am with the environment though I wonder what we will do with all the bad makeup, artificial breasts and toupees we expect to accumulate from this harvest.

Any ideas, or should we await further cometary instructions?

[orwell]

18. Sshhhhhh...

...did you forget to use the decoder ring?

Report to Room 101 for further instructions...

[Virginia Dare]

10. So I imagine "Scrutator" will be sending a generous

donation to "ole Tom's" defense fund?

:rofl:

[Libby2]

12. *snicker*

[originalpckelly]

13. I'd take Nixon any over Bush

Nixon didn't authorize torture. He may have been a dirty dirty politician, but did he torture people? NO! Delay was the Republican leader of the House and could have stood up to the President. I don't think history will look upon him with a very good impression. I, mean, between the torture and corruption wow Delay is screwed.

[TahitiNut]

25. Nixon was paranoid, not sociopathic.

While Nixon surely belongs in the bottom 10 Presidents, he's nowhere near the bottom-feeders of the Bushoilini regime.

[cdb]

14. Link??

I s there a linky for this?

[cali]

16. Yep. Here it is.

http://scrutator.net/?p=143

Funniest site on the net.

[rodeodance]

15. "DeLay took one for the team"---pass the crown and all bow!

.....Make no mistake: DeLay took one for the team here.

[AllegroRondo]

20. He'l be taking lots more for the team in prison

[Oceansaway]

21. LoL...n/t

[Ian David]

17. Damn the loony left driving good men to plead guilty to crimes n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

22. "And how about that Hitler, huh?"

"All he was trying to do was make the world a better place!"

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

39. "Say what you want about him, at least he made the trains, to Auschwitz,

run on time!"

[Cassandra]

23. Some great responses.

He’ll be back pmb. Trust me. If not as a Senator or Governor then as head of an AFA-type organization. He’ll get his revenge on Ronnie Earle. One way or another.

Put. Down. The. Crack. Pipe. Dumbass.

Delay is going to the fuckin’ pokey, Leonidas. You’re seeing the beginning of the end for the most crooked government in US history–the Rethuglican Assministration of Dubya.

You should send old Tommie boy a few cases of soap-on-rope, dimwit. He’s going to need it.

[cali]

24. I know. It cracks me up every time.

Thread after thread of the wingnuts getting hammered. (pun intended)

[lectrobyte]

27. we’ve seen this all before with Senator McCarthy and President Nixon

I keep thinking I should go undercover at one of those other sites, but I figured as soon as I wrote something like that, they'd see through the dripping sarcasm and tombstone my butt outa there. Apparently not. I may have a new hobby soon...

[cali]

28. You can't be too nuttily to the right over at

Screwloose. Half the time I think I'm being punked by lefties pretending to be righties.

[ieoeja]

30. Kick above McKinney

[SeattleGirl]

31. Ah, poor ole Tom. Da big bad Democwats done beat him up!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[pdxmom]

32. Delay took one cause he heard the Abramoff indictment

knocking on the door. And he's trying to save face by getting out before they frog-march him out of the House.

[dogday]

36. Ask Spector About The Hunting Of A President

DeLay's time is coming... They will eat their words when he is convicted... Seems everyone is talking to get lighter prison time... Being locked up does strange things to a person, they would turn in their own mothers.... DeLay's time is coming.....

[walldude]

37. ROFL.. there is too much funny stuff just in those few sentences

How come none of these people came to the defense of all the Dems Ronnie Earle prosecuted. Boy when he was nailing those Dems he was a bulldog prosecutor, now he's on a partisan wich hunt. :eyes:

[cyanide]

38. Please

Can anyone be so ignorant as to believe the following ?

another good man from office. Of course, we’ve seen this all before with Senator McCarthy

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

40. Well, Ann Coulter said that Joe was actually an American Hero. Even wrote

a book about it.

So, that makes it so, for these troglodytes.