Caption this * pic from this morning

[Kadie]

[CatWoman]

1. What? Me Worry?

[napi21]

2. Who's going to be my next HAMMER? n/t

[mogster]

3. "OMG! I'm getting a heart attack! Oh, wait .. I don't have one" n/t

[skip fox]

10. Lovely.

:)

[caligirl]

4. You forgot to put my bib on. Can I have my bib now Laura?

[liberal N proud]

5. Why do they keep pointing that camera at me?

They know that I get star-struck every time I see one.

[yellowcanine]

6. "Shit I thought I told staff no onions in my omelette. This gas is

killing me."

[LibertyLover]

7. I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Laura - where's the pink stuff?

[dipsydoodle]

8. One, two, three ,four, is five next ?

Yeh. Reckon I got it now. Well I almost got it. Let me try again. One, two......

[flordehinojos]

9. nero in the last days of the empire

[gasperc]

11. Fuck, I hope nobody sees the ketchup on my shirt

[madokie]

12. Thats the classic bush* caught in the camera look if I've ever seen it.

[yurbud]

13. this is where my heart would be if I had one

[Chi-Town Exile]

14. I feel in my heart that Ken Griffey Jr. and I had a moment

yesterday in the club house. Does anyone have his phone number?

[CanuckAmok]

15. "Damned clip-on ties!"

[lldu]

16. I think I may need to go to the bathroom.....is that possible? n/t

[aden_nak]

17. Awww, geez. Lying makes me gassy.

[Kare]

18. You're saying this is my fault?

And my "this" I mean everything.......

[Catchawave]

19. "Hey Feingold ! Read between the lines...heh heh heh"

It probably would be funnier if his fingers were closer together :silly:

[skip fox]

20. W. is protesting too much: "Heck, I'm the last guy who wanted war with

Iraq. I'd never fudge the intelligence. And I've put all my efforts into education first. That's what's important, the kids. And my number one priority has been to work together with the Democrats. But I care about civil liberaties more even than that, and I would never infringe upon our citizens. . . . I mean, you gotta believe me . . . right?"

[skip fox]

21. W. is saying: " . . . and history wil prove me right about weapons of

mass deception . . . ah, ah, I mean 'destruction,' 'mass destruction,' I mean like he wanted to build a program which is just like having a big program underway, and having a big program underway is as good as having an arsenal of bad guy weapons like electron bombs and Zexon gas or something outta Buck Rodgers, which is as good as one of our cities going up in radioactive smoke and green gas killing everyone, especially the children and women, as it were. So what did you expect me to do after he 'as good as' destroyed one of the great American cities like Orange County, just let him go on and destroy more???? . . . Geez, why do I have to do all the thinking?"