Americans Bemoan Tom DeLay Resignation

[Ernesto]

(snip) Political humorists in the United States and around the world are in mourning today on the news that Texas Congressman Tom DeLay has announced his resignation, "in order to spend more time with his cell mates". Mr. DeLay, known as the Hammer by his political friends and foes alike, has been facing various charges, including trying the use the FAA in order to track down and arrest Texas Democrats, money laundering, doing unspeakable things with gerbils and pretending to be a Christian as a political expedient.



http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1610

[madokie]

1. I am rejoicing, if I could sing I would be singing too Yeee Haww

[Jack Rabbit]

2. Note this is political humorists (the headline is misleading)

Mark Russell used to quip that he'd vote for Jesse Helms just to keep the material coming.

[wakeme2008]

3. "in order to spend more time with his cell mates"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[rocktivity]

4. What is Stephanie Miller going to do without her Drunky McPukeshoes?

:(
rocknation