Wanna laugh and puke at the same time?? NRCC response re: DeLay

[Roland99]

From email:

National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) Chairman Tom Reynolds today issued the following statement in response to Rep. Tom DeLay's announcement:

"The House Republican Conference is losing a powerful conservative voice in Tom DeLay. I applaud Tom for over two decades of service to the Congress and to the people of Texas’ 22nd District.

"Tom’s invaluable presence on the campaign trail will certainly be missed as we continue the battle to strengthen our House Republican Majority, but on this day, we celebrate him for time and again delivering on our party’s bold agenda of reform. To say Tom was a driving force in every key accomplishment of this Republican Congress is no understatement.

"In all my years as an elected official, I have never seen a better vote counter than Tom DeLay. I continue to think of Tom as an inspiring leader and wish nothing but the best to him and his family."

If you would like to support the NRCC and help to protect our Republican majority in Congress please go to this link.

That bolded part just kills me! Vote counter. HA! Arm twister, terroristic threatener, etc. maybe. Vote counter? HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

[Mrspeeker]

1. WOW they will stick together even when its getting bad

which leads me to the conclusion that they all have something to hide!

[gasperc]

2. never a better arm twister

a fucking vote "counter" give me a fucking break. He can count to 218 max, fuck the rest

[tanyev]

3. He can go work for Diebold!

[AndyA]

4. Yes, indeed, if anything can be said about Tom, it's that he's a good

little vote counter.

He's also really good at strong arming people to get his way.

He's also a liar. And a thief. And corrupt as hell.

Having such a command of these traditional Republican values, it's easy to see why he'll be missed... :eyes:

[MasonJar]

5. Vote counter! On NPR I heard that he was not leading in the

polls and did not want to lose the seat. That's Tom, all heart.

[liberal N proud]

6. better vote counter:

one for me, one for you
two for me, one for you
three for me, one for you
four for me, on for you.

It is that republican "new" math.

[shain from kane]

9. At his age, still uses his fingers and toes. n/t

[Roland99]

10. How many toes on a Bugman?

:)

[shain from kane]

13. He also has a lot of experience counting. Used to get paid by

the number of dead roaches, before he started counting Congresscritters.
Sorry, same thing. Scurry for cover when you shine a light on them. Except television lights.

[racaulk]

7. There's a better vote counter than Tom Delay!

:puke:

[rkc3]

11. Keep posting pics like that and I'll have you thrown out.

I'll go :puke: now.

[racaulk]

14. Ha ha!

I was only trying to illustrate the ludicrous comment that Tom Delay is a good "vote counter" by comparing him to another infamous "vote counter." In fact, the only votes Tom Delay has ever been interested in counting have been the R votes in the 22nd district of Texas.

Sorry, I'll post a warning before displaying such a horrible image again! :evilgrin:

[dchill]

8. Vote counter?

The guy is a vote extractor. Bold agenda of reform? Not as "bold" as that statement itself!

I laugh. I puke. :rofl::puke:

[Ron Green]

12. "...is no understatement."

Do these mouth-breathers even know what they're writing?