"Lay, Tom Delay, Lay Across My Prison Bed" (Apologies to Bob Dylan)

[David Zephyr]

"Lay, Tom Delay, Lay Across My Prison Bed"
(Parody of "Lay, Lady Lay" by Bob Dylan, New Lyrics by David Zephyr)

Lay, Tom Delay, lay, lay across my prison bed
Lay, Tommy, lay, lay across my prison bed
You was the hammer when you was outside
But here in the slammer, you'll be my bride

Lay, Tom Delay lay, lay across my prison bed
Lay, Tommy, lay, lay across my prison bed
Until the break of day, let me see your bobbin' little head
You was the whip in the other big house,
Now lick your lips on that right purty mouth

Lay, Kenny Lay, lay across my prison bed
Lay, Kenny, lay, lay across my prison bed
You ripped off seniors with big energy bills
But tonite I'll do the rippin' and you'll give me thrills

Lay, Kenny Lay, lay across my prison bed
Lay, Kenny, lay, lay across my prison bed
Until the break of day, let me see your bobbin' little head
You once was such a friend of Dick,
Tell me about it now while you flick my bic

Lay, Kenny Lay, lay across my prison bed
Lay, Tom Delay, lay, lay across my prison bed

(New Parody Lyrics to Bob Dylan's "Lay, Lady, Lay" by David Zephyr. © Copyright 2006 by David Zephyr and DemocraticUnderground.Com)

[TomInTib]

1. I am gonna play that for my girlfriend when she gets home K&R

That is just great

[David Zephyr]

2. Thanx!

:)

[Webster Green]

3. Prison rape is every bit as evil "over here" as it is "over there"..

Sorry dude....not funny.

I detest Delay as much as anyone, but the fact that prison rape is considered humorous just sickens me.

[David Zephyr]

9. Not about rape at all.

It's no more about rape than Dylan's song was. Sorry you see it that way.

Homosexuality in prison is a fact. Most all of it is loving and consensual. Believing that it is always or most of the time "rape" plays into the false, homophobic myth that real men would never, ever engage in homosexuality unless it was by rape. In any event, I agree with you on the larger point about prison rape.

When Tom and Kenny are in prison (and they will be), they will more than likely participate willingly in homosexual acts as so many others do...consensually.

[Webster Green]

11. OK

Never mind.:*

[AX10]

4. I was thinking about making a parody of this song my self.

:kick:

[David Zephyr]

5. Thanx.

;-)

[Oceansaway]

6. Touche !!..n/t

[David Zephyr]

7. Thanx.

:(

[Ksec]

8. HA-ha

Texas just shit a turd.

A big stinky one indeed.

It could be called diarrhea

And Texas now is freed.

Ooorah

[David Zephyr]

10. Thanx.

;)

[Neil Lisst]

12. "You know what yo problem is, Mista Garrison?!"

that was the great character Kevin Bacon played in JFK

I won't continue the quote, but those who know it ...

[Trevelyan]

13. I agree can't see the humor in prison rape. Wish people would find some

other way to express anger at the bush regime's atrocities than by copying them.
==The photos make me physically ill.
==Kind of makes you want to VOMIT doesn't it
== Why is Rumsfeld still the Sec. of Defense?

"Whether ours shall be a government of laws and not of men is now for Congress and ultimately the American people."--Watergate Prosecutor Archibald Cox
===
Video of this on SKYnews today really bad stuff...
Nice! He was assraped for liberty!
=Worst picture: a handcuffed man being sodomized by an object. That is what the editor of Salon magazine said on NPR this morning.

=Salon obtains 'all' photos, other evidence of Abu Ghraib abuses
http://www.witnesstorture.org/node
NOT IN MY NAME!
http://makethemaccountable.com/nickel
http://www.tellthetruthabouttorture.org/
http://www.iwtnews.com/join
http://www. World Can't Wait
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/notorture
http://www.tortureisnotus.org
http://www.tellthetruthabouttorture.org/
http://www.ccr-ny.org/v2/home.asp
http://ga4.org/campaign/prisonerabuse?
http://www.supportmpscapegoats.com/

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