Tweety leading DELAY through scary list of what Dems will do with power

[UTUSN]

Tweety: If the Dems gain the majority (oooooooo, SCARY!), what will John CONYERS do with subpoena power?

DELAY: Well, even now, without it, look at what he's done, he's called for impeaching the pResident, he's held a mock hearing about it...

Tweety: You think they would try to impeach?

DELAY: Oh, absolutely they would.

Tweety: Would they reverse the partial birth (thingy)?

DELAY: Oh, yes.

Tweety: Would they (whatever, roll back the tax cuts)?

DELAY: Oh, of course.

******************oooooooo, those BAAAAADDD Dems. Only THEY would do something like that!

Tweety: You had it together about impeachment (of President CLINTON). It was the Senate that couldn't get its act together. You got it done. You were so successful at impeaching Bill CLINTON....

[UTUSN]

1. Tweety: "You're a Christian, a true believer"

[derby378]

7. Someone call Penn and Teller...

I smell another P&T:Bullshit! episode in the making.

[Faygo Kid]

2. This was hopeless. I had zero expectations.

Fraud and fraud. Together.

[WI_DEM]

3. impeach Bush, reverse partial birth, and roll back the tax cuts

for the rich! Sounds Good to me!

[TAPat]

4. Just one thing to do...

:puke:

[eleny]

5. And now this religous moral twist to the interview

Delay saying that Dems only care about power and Republicans only care about the law. I burst out in laughter.

[Pirate Smile]

6. He is sooo pathetic.

I'm talking about Tweety, of course.

What Hardball. :eyes:

[UTUSN]

8. Tweety: "Name ONE moral Liberal" (smirk, giggle)

Tweety: You identify Christian morality with yourself.

DELAY: Oh, no, no.

Tweety: Well, you claim (all good is on your side, all evil on the Dems).

DELAY: Oh, no. There are some moral Libs.

Tweety: Name ONE. (smirk smirk, giggle giggle).

DELAY: Barney FRANK. Because he doesn't hide what he is. I can't judge him. I'm commanded to LOVE him.

[Richardo]

21. Heads up, Barney!

:scared:

[lpbk2713]

9. Cheer up, Tom..... Look at it this way.

You won't be all alone when you're in the slammer. You will have some of your buddies to keep you company after their trials are concluded.

[quinnox]

10. Mathhews is disgusting

I can't watch him.

[UTUSN]

11. Tweety: You were proud of your foster care thing, tell me about THAT n/t

[Tiggeroshii]

12. Damn..

Is that tweet trying to fire up the base? He's about as scared as all of them of losing congress! They really are trying to scare the repugs into getting out and and vote, and it doesn't start at the Rnsc and Repug congressional committeee....

[UTUSN]

13. Tweety: Some members of congress have become media commentators

Tweety: KASICH, SCARBOROUGH... (invitation)

DELAY: No, no.

Tweety: Do you think you have an accent problem? Haha.

[UTUSN]

14. Tweety (to Bob SHRUM): This is like COEHLO getting out of the way.

DELAY's gone. Now it's Susan MOLINARI, ex-wife of Bill PAXTON, who was Brit HUME's son's love interest, and Bob SHRUM.

[OneTwentyoNine]

16. Umm,you mean Sen. Bill PAXON,not actor Bill Paxton....n/t

[UTUSN]

19. ex-REPRESENTATIVE Paxton. Where did I say he was the actor?

The name is PAXTON, not PAXON.

[OneTwentyoNine]

27. No its not....its PAXON

Representatives SUSAN MOLINARI of Staten Island and BILL PAXON of Amherst, N.Y., won't have to look far for a baby to kiss should they run for re-election to Congress next year. They expect to have their own by then.

In a statement yesterday, they announced that they are expecting their first child in May. "This is just another sign that the Republican party is continuing to grow in numbers," they said. "We're very happy and proud to be adding our contribution." One of the prospective grandfathers is Borough President Guy V. Molinari of Staten Island.

The couple were married on July 4, 1994.

[Hardrada]

15. These big Christians can't even get Lindsey Lohan

to wear underpants.

[UTUSN]

17. Tweety: Bob, promise Dems won't use the subpoena power against (Shrub)

This is like during Ahhhnuld's coup, when Tweety FIERCELY said that Gray DAVIS and the Dems "BETTER NOT" go negative on Ahhhnuld.


SHRUM: Dems will and should use the subpoena power to investigate all sorts of things.

[AX10]

26. Jesus Christ!!!! Tweets actually said that?

:wtf:?

-->" Bob, promise Dems won't use the subpoena power against (Shrub)"? :wtf:?

[Vinnie From Indy]

18. During commercial break

Tweety - Do you want me to kneel here or over there?

DeLay - There is fine Chrissy! Open up and no teeth this time!

[blm]

20. Tweety working to protect his GOP brother's candidacy in Pennsylvania.

Isn't there a campaign law against that blatant use of airtime?

[Rocknrule]

22. They shit on the Constitution every day

and they're concerned about US abusing power?

[Blue_Roses]

23. Why did I click on to this thread

:banghead:

Tweety makes my blood boil. I try to avoid his show so what the hell was I thinking...

I wish there was some way to get him off the air with his spitting, blathering self. :puke: He's no reporter and his show sucks

[AX10]

24. I AM GOING TO START SAVING SOME OF THESE TWEETY THREADS AND...

when anyone ever compliements this pig again, I will bring this posts back and post them just to remind those idiots who think that Tweety's not all that bad.

[Trish1168]

25. They have their heads up their ass

The American people are feeling pretty pissed off. I feel that we have reached a tipping point. The economy sucks for most/many people. Its only going to get worse. Add to that the jobs being shipped overseas, and the enormous sums we're spending in Iraq, while at home, we can't even save people from a hurricane. Then they see these stupid bills being passed by congress....each bill, one after the other, shoving it up the ass of the middle class.

Then tweety has the nerve to sit there and suggest that impeachment of this president (one who clearly believes he's above the law in every possible way) would be bad for the country?

Neither tweety nore Delay get it. Nobody in Washington (except Conyers and Feingold) gets it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!