If Fox News had been around in the Star Wars universe:

[Rocknrule]

22 BBY: Senator Binks (R-Naboo) votes emergency powers to president to combat separatist threat
19 BBY: Palpatine/Vader: 10000 more years!
19 BBY: President Palpatine declares martial law in the interest of galactic security
19 BBY: Left-wing Jedi extremists executed for treason in aftermath of assassination attempt on president
0 BBY: VP Vader slays Jedi terrorist in self-defense
0 BBY: Empire launches pre-emptive strike on Alderrann
0 BBY: Empire under attack: Rebels destroy Death Star in an apparent terrorist attack on our galaxy
3 ABY: Empire brings democracy to Cloud City
4 ABY: VP Vader betrays Empire, assassinates President Palpatine

[Eric J in MN]

1. On the sitcom "News Radio" they did a sci-fi episode

in which they reported the sad news that a band of terrorists has destroyed the Death Star.

[Rocknrule]

2. Let me add something to the 6th one:

TIE fighter pilot: "Let's Roll"