If I could say one thing to Tom Delay it would be...

[tjwash]

Hey Tom, do you still think this a big fucking joke?

Then I would say that there's an old saying that is extremely apropos right now:

"hangin's just too damn good for him."


Say what you want, but this son of a bitch is getting off too light no matter what judgment gets passed down to him. It's Karma. It's chickens coming home to roost. It's the peasants storming the castle with torches and pitchforks because they have finally had enough of you. Whatever analogy you wish to choose, triple the consequences, and it would still be too light a punishment.

If there was any real justice in the world, you would get left alone in a locked room with Michael Schiavo for five minutes. We the real American people, have gone through sheer agony since 2000 when you tried to intimidate the Supreme Court to fix the election outcome, and when your staff sent group of "bourgeois rioters" on an all-expenses paid trip to Florida to disrupt the Presidential election recount (paid for by the Bush campaign.)


We all remember when you said said that you are merely the innocent victim of of a ruthless liberal media. Well guess what baby...chickens coming home to roost. Even the corporate media has had enough of you. Remember how you used one of your illegal corporate slush funds called the Republican Majority Issues Committee (chaired by another criminal that needs to be behind bars- Karl Gallant) to run attack ads against Tom Daschle and Tim Johnson in South Dakota? You never thought of the consequences because you had grown so fucking arrogant and full of the false sense of security that too much power in the hands of one individual brings.

Your a despicable human being Tom. We did not know how despicable, until we saw a memo circulated around, that was written by a staffer of yours, that quoted you as bragging "This whole thing about not kicking someone when they are down is BS - Not only do you kick him - you kick him until he passes out - then beat him over the head with a baseball bat - then roll him up in an old rug - and throw him off a cliff into the pounding surf below!"

But of course what can we expect from someone who has cut off all contact with his mother, to the point where she would watch CSPAN daily so that she may catch a glimpse of her son?

You are EVERYTHING that is wrong with our Country, with Christianity, and with Humanity. I hope you lose everything, contract a long lingering illness, and spend your remaining days broke, and in one of the state funded hospitals you spent so many speeches criticizing as a waste of money. Now THAT would be some justice...

[yurbud]

1. the only good question is one his cellmate will ask:

pitch or catch?

[tjwash]

2. socks or underwear?

[yurbud]

3. lost me--is that gay slang?

[tjwash]

5. No, That's giving Tom the choice of whether he wants...

...to wash his cellmates socks or underwear.

There was an old show on 70's TV call "soap" that I got that one from..

[yurbud]

8. I thought it was like the grapes or snails thing from Spartacus

[AndyA]

4. Really, don't you think you're being too kind to DeLay?

I mean, I saw nothing about buzzards picking the skin off his bones while he lay dying in the desert.

You need to brush up on your Human Suffering 101 courses. ;)

:rofl:

[tjwash]

7. Well, there are some things even buzzards won't eat...

;)

[IndianaGreen]

6. Have you ever sucked dick, or fantasized about it?

That would be what I would say to DeLay?

[ClintonTyree]

9. Die........

you motherfucker.....DIE! :) I know that's a little harsh but that POS caused a lot of people a lot of pain and heartaches. The only thing he deserves is death because he'll never repent and he'll never change. He doesn't have one redeeming characteristic that would sway my decision the other way. Death to Delay!

[Ksec]

10. laughing on the outside

Crying on the inside.

"where oh where did I go wrong, it was bulletproof I tell ya, untouchable....and then it just all cam undone. Oh woe is me. They beat me at my own game. boo hoo"

[mumon]

11. You're a mean one, Tom De Lay

With apologies to Dr. Seuss

You're a mean one, Tom DeLay.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Tom DeLay.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Tom DeLay.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Tom DeLay.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Tom DeLay.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Tom DeLay.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Tom DeLay.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Tom DeLay.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Tom DeLay.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Tom DeLay.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Tom DeLay.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Tom DeLay.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.