SHIITES DEMAND BUSH RESIGN: CLAIM HE’S CONTROLLED BY RELIGIOUS FANATICS

[kpete]

SHIITES DEMAND BUSH RESIGN: CLAIM HE’S CONTROLLED BY RELIGIOUS FANATICS
By Don Davis
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In a dramatic turn of events, the warring Shiite factions in Iraq have temporarily “buried the hatchet,” and banded together to demand that George W. Bush immediately resign as President of the United States.

First and foremost, the Shiite leaders expressed concern that Bush was controlled by radical religious leaders such as Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell, which cast serious doubt on Bush’s ability to lead a democratic, pluralistic and secular society.

Abdul el-Insane-i, a spokesman for the new Shiite coalition, said that the last straw was the Bush Administration’s hostility to science and evolution: “I mean, I’m as religious as the next guy, but dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden? C’mon, even Tony Soprano knows that’s bullshit.”

The Shia also cited worries about the rogue Cheney militias roaming the countryside, which have caused thousands of elderly lawyers to flee their estates.

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[Initech]

1. Actually, I wouldnt be the least bit surprised if this were true...

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

2. Takes one to know one

:rofl:

[Ladyhawk]

7. No kidding...LOL!

:rofl:

[demosincebirth]

3. "the pot calling the ..."

[Neil Lisst]

4. hahahahaha!!

Abdul el-Insane-i, a spokesman for the new Shiite coalition, said that the last straw was the Bush Administration’s hostility to science and evolution: “I mean, I’m as religious as the next guy, but dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden? C’mon, even Tony Soprano knows that’s bullshit.”

[Canuckistanian]

5. "rogue Cheney militias" LOL

:rofl: :rofl:

[TrogL]

6. This actually makes perfect sense

[DELUSIONAL]

8. There is some truth in humor -- bushie is controlled by fanatics

[sailingaway]

9. just shows how whacked the world is now

satire is hard to pick out from real life, until i read the last line i didn't realize it was.. ;P