I'm thinking of running for the Republican nomination for Congress.

[rpannier]

Poll question: I'm thinking of running for the Republican nomination for Congress.

Here's my speech for the Republican Primary and the General election

"My fellow citizens. 9/11...Gay, Arab, anti-Christian, Muslim terrorists are trying to get married. 9/11. Did I mention my opposition to Gay, Arab, anti-Christian, Muslim terrorists that are trying to get married? Oh, yes...9/11. We need to provide vouchers for private, Christian schools. Not because I want to get rid of public education -- which is teaching our children atheistic, immoral, un-GAWWWWDLY ideals and is taking money away from badly needed services like fighting the Gay, liberal, Arab, anti-Christian, Muslim terrorists that are trying to get married. GAWWWWD is on the side of good, Christian Americans, who are being treated in this country, like Christians are treated in China, North Korea and Pakistan. 9/11. GAWWWWD wants us to become a Christian nation again. 9/11. There's a War on Christmas being waged by Gay, liberal, Arab, anti-Christian, Muslim terrorists that are trying to get married. 9/11.
In closing, 9/11. If you vote for me I will fight for you and against the liberal, Gay, Arab, anti-Christian, Muslim terrorists are trying to get married.

Do you think I have a chance?

[Cobalt Violet]

1. What??????? No Jesus???

:wtf: :crazy: :smoke: :hurts: :beer: :yoiks: :web:

[baby_mouse]

5. Good Good Good. Strong Strong Strong. Resolve Resolve Resolve.

Murka Murka Murka.

Whir whir whir CLUNK.

.........................crickets........................

[driver8]

2. Make sure that you have a "Plan for Victory" banner behind you.

The freepers love that sort of stuff.

[autorank]

3. Solidly Republican...you have a gift.

:sarcasm:
Maybe Utah or Wyoming, outside chance in Mississippi, a shoe in in the "new" Louisiana.

That's some powerful preaching. I like our odds. I'll be at your office right after you're
sworn in. "Cash and carry" is my nickname and I've got some clean Franklins for you. I'd just
like a moment or two of your time...foreign tech workers, ya know, from, well we'll get that
green lube job started and I'll tell you the rest.

Have a nice campaign.

[Charlie Brown]

4. You forgot about intelligent design and faith-based disaster relief

and No Standardized Test Left Behind

[PaDem]

6. You forgot..........

"the soft bigotry of low expectations"