Vote Dem '06, we keep our scandals as small as our budget deficits

[BR_Parkway]

Looking for some bumpersticker type slogans here. Anyone?

We'll clean up the corruption, without DeLay

Squeaky wheel gets greased, check the price of oil lately?

11 million crossed our border, but no bombs? Question War On Terror

Billion$ for lobbyists? Or hurricane flooding?

Running Congress into the ground is much easier than lifting New Orleans back up

[luckyleftyme2]

1. EXCELLENT

VERY SNAPPY"WE KEEP OUR SCANDALS AS SMALL AS OUR DEFICITS"
something like this could catch on ,i for one would buy this a bumper sticker and wear it proudly.
this administration has got the least for the "buck" of anyone we've had in office.
lets ban together and get our country back to the people!

[Chulanowa]

2. Of course,

A large portion of America's public - those classed as "undecideds" believe that the president getting a BJ in office to be a HUGE scandal. look what happened when Janet Jacksons' boob popped out. Nudity and sex are bigger causes for moral indignation and outrage than record debt and wars of aggression.

"Democrats '06: We're the other guy!"
"Cleaning up the environment, starting with D.C."
"Want a budget surplus and your pension? Democrats '06"
"Join the culture war! Fight corruption in '06"
"Us: 8 years and a blowjob. Them: 5 years and 9/11 and two wars and FEMA and..."
"Hug a tree; that's where paper ballots come from!"
"There'$ no intere$t$ like $pecial intere$t$!"

There's also "Vote Republican or Jesus will smite thee", but that's more satire than anything...

[BR_Parkway]

3. Actually, Janet's boob was about 8 people at the Parents Television

Council, sending in repeated prescripted emails (something like 250,000) of them. Then the M$M picked it up to show how on top of everything they were.

I love your:

There$ No Intere$t Like $pecial Intere$st and Want a budget surplus AND your pension.