"You'd think (Shrub) had come out of the closet."

[UTUSN]

The Don sL-IMUS circus was subdued today, with a couple of (even more) bizarre vocalizing erruptions from him: "I can't breathe" and an unexplained YELL interrupting the news reading.

Even the BIG news of COURIC jumping to CBS wasn't played up (LAMPOONED) as much as might have been expected. But early on, before the tape of her making the announcement on "Today", the Bernard Jerk said that all the "ballet" of delicate announcements was so overblown that "You'd think they're caught binLaden."

This referred to the supposed unfolding of the transition plan: That first COURIC would announce her leaving, but NOT where she was going. Then CBS would announce she was coming there. THEN NBC would announce that Meredith VIEIRA would take "Today".

Later the Bernard jerk topped himself, saying, "You'd think that (pResident Shrub) had come out of the closet or something." Hahaha.

SL-IMUS said the wheels had come off the plan, since COURIC went on a few minutes later to announce her CBS destination. He said COURIC had also taken a dig at Meredith by saying the Today show was 54 years old, had been in existence "before I was born," meaning that she is 49 and Meredith is 54. Bernard McJerk said that she might as well have said that granny is taking her place.

[shenmue]

1. The funniest thing about Imus...

is how he sucks so bad.

:dunce:

I can hardly understand a word he says.