Blind Support For bushboy: This One's Hilarious.

[cali]

On the wingnut blog I frequent and post at, one of the other liberals asked one of the people running the blog what would turn him against bush. He asked, facetiously, if raping a nun on live tv would do it. Here's the response:

"What would it take? Bush will never do anything wrong, so the question has no merit. It’s like asking someone if they’d still love Jesus if Jesus killed a kitty-cat. Jesus would never do such a thing, because Jesus is God and God is love. Similarly, Bush would never do something awful without a darn good reason. Since Bush always acts in the best interests of God and America, for Bush to do something awful without justification would be as out of character as it was unlikely as it would be out of character. In other words, I seriously doubt that Bush would ever rape a nun, but if he did, he’d better have a darn good reason for it. If he didn’t, I’d take issue with him."

Does that answer your question?"

Comment by GOP4Me — April 5, 2006 @ 8:40 am

http://scrutator.net/?p=143

Just call the pres, Jesus Walker Bush.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. Ask him what about if his hero el pretzeldente

shoved a firecracker up a frog's butt and lit it?

Then tell him georgie did that as a child.

And watch his head explode. LOL

[jedicord]

26. But that was justified.

The frog was constipated and he just wanted to help!:silly:

[tenshi816]

27. Those frogs

probably had ties to al Qaeda anyway.

[bullwinkle428]

38. "Those frogs were enemies of freedom...heh-heh-heh"

:rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

51. They must have hated him for his freedoms

[CBHagman]

2. I'd love to see the replies.

And the justification in Scripture...which does not exist.

[wordpix]

3. the trueblue bushies are fundies, not just RWnuts. This is his 35% "base"

[Agnomen]

4. What if Bush killed a kitty-cat?

[Arkansas Granny]

5. What is up with these people?

I don't even get that kind of loyalty from my dog.

[BlueEyedSon]

6. that is their strategy with people of faith

too much faith is a dangerous thing

[gatorboy]

7. If Bush raped a nun, he’d better have a darn good reason for it???

My head hurts just reading that. More proof that some people just need their voting previledges revoked :crazy:

"Vote Bush! If he rapes nuns, there's a darn good reason!"

[calmblueocean]

13. That was my first thought, too!

"My fellow Americans, this nun was a threat to national security. She was given a deadline for initiating sexual intercourse and chose not to comply. For the good of the nation, I invaded her."

I'm sure there are wingnuts who would sit there nodding at the television screen. Ugh. You wonder how these people can live with themselves.

[AussieDave]

8. You're surprised ?? Didn't you know 50-odd million people "voted"

for Jesus - sorry, Bush - in 2004 ?? Dumbya IS the Second Coming, and after the commercial break will be the Rapture.

[BR_Parkway]

9. So what if Shrub had killed Jesus then?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

16. Well, he would have had a "darn good reason."

Jesus was a liberal, after all.

[BootinUp]

10. intellectually challenged

to say the least.

[cali]

14. But he's not.

Blinded by faith and partisanship sure, stupid? nope. I once read a long thread between this guy and a liberal who posts there who's a PhD candidate in philosophy about philosophy. This guy knew his stuff and argued articulately and persuasively.

[Lavender Brown]

11. Only they could imagine there ever being "a darn good reason" for rape

Unbelievable.

[grytpype]

12. Notice how close he comes to saying "Bush is Jesus?"

He comes about this >< close.

It's quite a weird little cult they have going there.

[wordpix]

24. it IS a cult & these fundies DO believe * is a messenger of God, as does *

That's why he "knows" he's winning the war on terra (with no evidence this is true) and he can look into Putin's eyes and "know" he's an honest, upstanding man whose word can be trusted.

Last night I saw Hardball with Susan Molinari (RWnut) speaking about Delay, who she kept defending. Finally, Tweety played a little Hardball and asked how she knew Delay was innocent of the charges against him, and how she knew Delay was truthful when he stated he didn't know about the illegal activities going on in his office that his buds have pled guilty to. Molinari said, "I know because I know Tom Delay." Delay is another "messiah" to these RW cultists.

There have been some threads on this in the past about * and his belief that he's a messenger of God. :puke:

[Rufus T. Firefly]

15. By his rationale, Bush could round up all the liberals

And exterminate them. As long as he had "a darn good reason."

And it is telling how he uses Jesus as an example. "Similarly." That's borderline blasphemy.

[merbex]

17. Ask them what they would do if B* announced he was leaving Laura

because he was gay and he was tired of fighting his attraction to men

would THAT be enough to kill his support for B*?

Because I truly think the only thing that gets these folks upset is sex

not an illiegal war
not an out of control budget
not shredding of basic Constitutional rights
not a dirty environment
not a shrinking middle class
not outsourcing

the one thing that pushes their buttons is sex

[cali]

19. Oooh,

good one. I'm on my way.

[cali]

31. Here's his answer

“goopy, would you still support el bushbo if he announced that he was gay and was leaving Laura for a happy life with ken mehlman?”

No. There can be no good reason for that.

“He is a president and a man, and is not infalliable. To parallel any common man with our Lord and Savior is blasphemous. I think that overall, Bush is a good man, but no politician, no matter how good, deserves the same kind of undying faith that one would put in God or in Christ.”

You misunderstand me, Lysistrata. I’m not saying Bush is Jesus, I’m just saying that so far he’s shown himself to be a man of truth and a man who follows Jesus. Anyone who’s read the Bible knows that even the best rulers (David and Solomon, for example) are fallible and make mistakes. Bush raping a nun would probably be a mistake, but if it actually happened outside of a moonbat’s fantasy, I think it would only happen for a good reason. That’s all I’m trying to say. Why is that so controversial? I’m not the one who envisions this garbage, and my only mistake is stooping to the moonbats’ level to try and have a discussion with them they could possibly understand. I apologize if my remarks have been misunderstood or taken out of context.

[merbex]

50. So, B* going gay IS the tipping point for them?

I thought so

Nothing else- just sex- bothers them

[underpants]

18. *IS* there a "darned good reason" for raping a nun?

or anyone?

Is there?

WOW that really is putting one man above yourself, your country, and basically even with your spiritual savior. WOW.

[VaYallaDawg]

20. I don't think there's any way to understand that kind of thinking.

That is, of course, if you want to be euphemistic enough to call it thinking. More like irrational rationalization.

[area51]

22. Agreed.

I think we're talking about some kind of psychosis here. :wow:

[lukasahero]

23. Thank you

that's what was going through my head.

These people really scare me.

[Jacobin]

44. I think Gonzales would say the constitution allowed the

Pretzldent to rape nuns.

It's in there somewhere. You just gotta know how to read between the lines in the right places.

[underpants]

49. Just imagining the conversation between Madison and Jefferson

Well do you want to put the raping nuns part in there or not?

Madison:eh....I dunno ummmmm sure why not but we will put it in code so that only people with compelling personal stories will understand what they are reading.

Jefferson: Mmmkay

[SoCalDem]

21. He could hack Laura to death with a machete on the Today Show

and they would say "she provoked him"..:)

[wordpix]

25. LOL! too funny!

[Supersedeas]

28. thats a very scary connection

[EstimatedProphet]

29. There's bush's base in all its glory

They have literally made him into the new Christ. Which, by definition from Revelations, makes him the Anti-Christ.

[annabanana]

30. "he’d better have a darn good reason for it"

Ask this idiot to posit what, exactly. this "darn good reason" might be. . ?

[Rocknrule]

32. "If Bush blew up the world, I'm sure he'd have a good reason for it"

I think it's safe to say these people have become a new, very twisted sect of Christianity, Bushist or Shitheadist or Chimplic or something. "There is no god but Gawd, and W is His Prophet!"

[sakabatou]

33. Wow... now that's SOME Kool-aid...

[Bozita]

36. definitely "Guayana Grape"

[sakabatou]

39. I missing the reference to that...

[Jacobin]

45. Rev. Jim Jones

in the 1980's I believe it was, took a thousand of his evangelical nutsoid followers down to a jungle in Guyana to start their version of Eden.

Reports started coming out of nefarious things, like child rape and not allowing members to leave. Congresscritters go down to investigate and he feeds about a thousand of his followers koolaid laced with cyanide and there is this mass suicide, although some who won't drink it are shot.

[sakabatou]

52. Oh... so that's where it was..

Ok. I get it.

[immoderate]

34. Ask him if he thinks there is such a thing as blind faith.

Ask him if it's possible that one human being can so worship another, that they can disregard and rationalize dastardly deeds by that person. Ask him how he knows that he is immune from such delusions.

--IMM

[cali]

40. Done.

You guys come up with the best questions!

[immoderate]

42. Millenia ago, when I was in college...

I was sitting in a car with the craziest guy in my fraternity, a close match to the John Belushi "Bluto" character in Animal House. I said to him, "I have the capability of seeing things as they really are..."

"Yeah. Me too!" he interrupted. And that was a great revelation in my life. Everything is filtered, and everone thinks they are not. It's the nature of humanity.

Your wingnut, if he is truly intelligent, should have learned that lesson.

--IMM

[immoderate]

43. And so Lysistrata...

Beating on your girlfrind's children is seen by some as heroic?

While one person might see lieing us into a war and getting thousands of people killed needlessly to pad their coffers as dastardly, another would see this as heroic?

==IMM

[SammyWinstonJack]

35. "Darn good reason", eh?

I'm guessing THAT any reason ** would give, would be good ENOUGH for these people. Justify the unjustifiable at ANY cost.

[Rocknrule]

41. Even if he said "I raped her because I felt like it"

they would all fall to their knees and praise His Holiness for being so decisive in his decision to rape her and stay the course until he reached orgasm

[VOX]

37. Kind of explains the Jonestown massacre.

:scared: "would never do something awful without a darn good reason" :scared:

[Elwood P Dowd]

46. Has anyone ever witnessed Bush quoting scripture

teaching sunday school, attending bible study, or simply acting like your normal born-again christian? What about Cheney or Rove or Rice? Maybe I missed it, but I have never seen anything out of any of these people that would make me think of them as devout christians.

[bush_is_wacko]

47. If GWB admitted his birth certificate lists him as Satan the second coming

there would STILL be nutcases that would defend him!

I often wonder what MRI's and brain scans on these people would reveal to medical science. I seriously think they would ALL have some common abnormality.

[alfredo]

48. Jerry Falwell told his flock that God could give America a monster

if he felt it was in America's interest. So Falwell was paving the way for his flock to accept a dictatorship.

[originalpckelly]

53. Divine Right of Kings Anyone? (n/t)

[warrens]

54. I used to joke

That these purple-tonguers are so fucking gone that if Bush walked in and raped their toddlers, they'd thank him and change the kids' name to George to honor him. I thought I was kidding.