HEY FREEPERS: What the hell is going on with your party?!?

[berni_mccoy]

SHEESH, you guys can't even hold it together anymore....

Oops: In Slip, Delay Implicates THIRD Aide
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x848911

Rep (Mean) Jean Schmidt - FALSIFIED Her Resume - REPEATEDLY!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x848452

TPM: Delay duped his constituents to raise legal fees
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x845560

Homeland Security Agent charged in Polk County computer sex case
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2208407

The War Crimes Confession of Condi Rice
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x837579

bush Has Authorized Khalilzad To Hold Talks on Iraq With Iran on Saturday!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x849309

McCain: Americans wouldn't pick lettuce even for $50/hour.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x844692

NYT: Treasury Secretary Is Said to Be Thinking of Quitting
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2209473

And let's not forget, Libby Indicted, Abramoff Indicted (and singing like a songbird), Noe near indictment...

Oh my, you guys have defaulted on your "Contract With America"... what's that you say? Oh, was that a typo? It should have been "Contract ON America"? Now it all makes sense.

:rofl:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Expected Freeper Response:

"Lies! All Lies! Damn, now I gotta pull up my pants, go upstairs and see if mom got that new can of Crisco..."

[BOSSHOG]

2. Bernie - Why do you hate America?

All of the stories you listed above are just the result of liberal bias against God fearing "christian conservatives" who work hard every day to make our country great. If you don't believe me just look long and hard into the eyes of tom delay or jean schmidt and then tell me what you see is docile, patriotic and loving. And everyone knows having sex with a computer is not like having sex with an intern.

[Mrspeeker]

5. lol

:)

[berni_mccoy]

6. LOL... looking into the eyes of those two....

I get sick to my stomach and then have to :puke:

[sui generis]

3. when shit rolls it usually rolls downhill

however when you're already at the bottom it just rolls around and right back up your ass.

(a bizarre, compelling quote I recently heard at cocktail party where we were all standing around drinking lattes, comparing cardigans and talking about our volvos).

:rofl:

Poor little fweepers - sux to be them. Their buzzards are coming home to roost, and they have a fondness for carrion.

[Batgirl]

9. bizarre and compelling = added to repertoire

I'm sure the part about rolling around and right back up our collective ass perfectly describes Delay's current action plan for when he finishes his downhill journey.

[borlis]

4. Why do you hate America?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Arkansas Granny]

7. Quick! Tell me again how the Republicans are the party of

"MORAL VALUES".

:eyes:

[Jamison]

8. Liars & criminals exposed!

It's only gonna get worse for them I fear. Boo hoo.