WhiteHouse.org is one amusing website - this especially tickled me - Enjoy!
TRUE PATRIOT ACTION ALERT: HELP LOBBY GOD ON BEHALF OF INDICTED ETHICS POSTERCHILD TOM DeLAY BY RECITING "THE HAMMER'S PRAYER"
Official National Appeal to the Almighty
President Bush urges all Americans to show their support for House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, during this, his hour of pitiable martyrdom. Gather your family together today, and pray ALOUD to God so that Tom shall prevail over the VICIOUSLY FACT-OBSESSED conspiracy indictment filed against him.
THE HAMMER'S PRAYER:
Our Thomas, who art in Congress,
Hallowed be thy ethics.
Thine indictment come.
Thy will undone.
By some bitter pinko in Texas.
Give us this day our daily graft.
And bequeath us our gerrymanders,
As we bequeath squat to poor, colored trash.
And lead us not into taxation,
But deliver us from mercy.
For thine is the vitriol,
And the avarice,
And the goose step.
For ever and ever.
Amen.