Caption this Condi pic...

[racaulk]

I saw this pic in another thread, and it's just screaming for a caption!

[Goblinmonger]

1. So I grabbed Goblinmonger's package...

sorry, had to be done.

[shenmue]

2. "And when I get my hands on the f***er who slashed my tires...

I'm gonna kill him!"

[ksokol]

3. Hmmm...

MUST. CRUSH. WORLD.

Kerri

[ksokol]

14. Another one...

Must I say it AGAIN, Mr. Chairman? Freedom is ON THE MARCH!

Kerri

[stop the bleeding]

4. .

[JStuart]

5. haha

It's NOT an insurgency!

[Goblinmonger]

6. Then, your honor, I said,

"Tom, if you don't resign your position to save the face of the Republican party, so help me god I will choke the ever-loving life out of your sad, cracker-ass body."

[NanceGreggs]

7. "An irate Condi Rice threatened to strangle the questioner ...

... when he again asked, 'And what was the title of that August 6th memo, Ms. Rice?'"

[boobooday]

8. I think that is a screen shot

From an episode of Judge Judy. As I recall, Condi had brought a dry cleaner before the judge. In this scene she is describing how she felt when she got her ball gown back and it was TOO TIGHT.

[AndyA]

9. "Did you know that pig Paul McCartney refused to meet me? I was so mad

I just wanted to strangle him!"

[gunsaximbo]

10. "I'd like to ring W's scrawny neck"

[Dhalgren]

11. "...and I told Laura to shut the fuck up and stop the goddam cryin'!

Nobody knew that she had run over her cracker-ass boyfriend on purpose! She could say it was an accident! Hell, everybody would believe her! I mean, it ain't like she's black or anything..."

[drdtroit]

12. "If I have to keep pretending I'm black,

I'm going to strangle someone!"

[StaggerLee]

13. "See these Manos??"

"These are THE Hands of Fate!"

Condaleeza Rice when asked by the foreign media what her WWE moniker would be if she were to partake in a cage match at the Hague.

[Deep13]

15. Whenever Rice becomes angry or outraged,...

...a startling metamorphesis occurs.

[imax2268]

16. I'm passionate about my shoe fetish...

So what if I went shoe shopping while people were dying in New Orleans...anyone who wants to question me or criticize me for my shoe fetish, then I will crush their head like a grape...

[dave29]

17. So we crumpled up the constitution, like this

and the President thre it out the window like a baseball

[NanceGreggs]

22. And we have a winner ...

:rofl:

[bush_is_wacko]

18. "We discovered at Gitmo that the most effective position for squeezing

information out of a suspected terrorist was this, Your Honor."

[madokie]

19. In real life is she really that mean, I mean.

[Pissed Off Cabbie]

20. Condi Caption

"If I ever get my hands on that Charlie Sheen..."

[newyawker99]

25. Hi Pissed Off Cabbie!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Supersedeas]

21. I want shoes...diamond encrusted shoes...I want heels...I want them high

and wide...NOW DAMNIT.

[EST]

23. When that bowl of blood is not fresh, it just sets my

teeth on edge!

[flordehinojos]

24. i have to censure my own caption.

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[zbdent]

26. "Do you realize how long I had to wash my hands

after pulling Chris Matthews' head out of Tom DeLay's ass? Look, I can't even use them now!"

[StaggerLee]

27. haha

Good one! Especially since it looks like she's got the shakes in that pic.

:thumbsup:

[michael_1166]

28. "And then I crushed his n***, slowly..."